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Authorities cannot be more specific than this.
NOT
PARTNER'S PRIVATE
DRIVING!
Authorities cannot be more specific than this. NOT PARTNER'S PRIVATE DRIVING!
Today my dog bit my husband so we had to put
"THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU 'DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE A TIRE'!?
WHAT DO YOU AND YOUR BUDDIES DO WHEN YOU HANG OUT THEN
-LISTEN TO FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE AND COMPARE VAGINAS?"
MolanoMosh MolanoMosh
18 jun
"THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU 'DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE A TIRE'!? WHAT DO YOU AND YOUR BUDDIES DO WHEN YOU HANG OUT THEN -LISTEN TO FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE AND COMPARE VAGINAS?"
May you attract someone who speaks your language so you don't have to spend a
Lifetime transiating your soul.
May you attract someone who speaks your language so you don't have to spend a Lifetime transiating your soul.
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Rudolph The sieigh would be a lot more fun to pull if the driver didn't weigh 700lbs.
Prancer, Vixen, Comet and 5 others like this.
Biitzen He weighs only 700 pounds? ago" Like people
Cupid LOL! irs ago Like
Dasher Seriously! How about that practice run
yesterday? He's all, "I'm tired of these sluggish
take-offs." Well, I'm tired of hauling hippo!
Like +12) people
bestwtf bestwtf
20 mar
Wall Info Photos Video Notes Rudolph The sieigh would be a lot more fun to pull if the driver didn't weigh 700lbs. Prancer, Vixen, Comet and 5 others like this. Biitzen He weighs only 700 pounds? ago" Like people Cupid LOL! irs ago Like Dasher Seriously! How about that practice run yesterday? He's all, "I'm tired of these sluggish take-offs." Well, I'm tired of hauling hippo! Like +12) people
If you mix Tabasco in with your hand sanitizer, it will not only kill germs, but will also teach you hot to touch your face and eyes.
Follow meieniore tins.
If you mix Tabasco in with your hand sanitizer, it will not only kill germs, but will also teach you hot to touch your face and eyes. Follow meieniore tins.
When u see a cute service dog and u want to pet him but u know he has an important job he trained his whole life for
When u see a cute service dog and u want to pet him but u know he has an important job he trained his whole life for
Angry people who can't take joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can.
mammamary1
17 mar
Angry people who can't take joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can.
eTake HIM on Dates eSatisfy HIM
eMotivate HIM
eBuild with HIM
eMake HIM feel Special
JennyGoff
13 mar
eTake HIM on Dates eSatisfy HIM eMotivate HIM eBuild with HIM eMake HIM feel Special
LOST
VERY LOST>
LOST VERY LOST>
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE SEEN ALL DAY
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE SEEN ALL DAY
THE FIRST RULE TO BEING A MAN IS I ge
YOU'RE GONNA SPEND YOUR LIFE DOING CRAP YOU DON'T WANT TO DO
JayODell JayODell
7d
THE FIRST RULE TO BEING A MAN IS I ge YOU'RE GONNA SPEND YOUR LIFE DOING CRAP YOU DON'T WANT TO DO
Julia has two passions in life: cannabis and horses
Julia has two passions in life: cannabis and horses
MY COOCHIE THE LoTTO BECAUSE MEN
ARE LUCKY
OH, LTHOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS SCRATCHING IT.
dgoody dgoody
10 apr
MY COOCHIE THE LoTTO BECAUSE MEN ARE LUCKY OH, LTHOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS SCRATCHING IT.
Armed suspect robs convenience store, gets shot by every customer inside
THIS.
Texas
MattStettner MattStettner
8 mar
Armed suspect robs convenience store, gets shot by every customer inside THIS. Texas
Wonder if she filled my bowl today?
Wonder if she filled my bowl today?
Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
13 mar
Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
The one thing I could not protect you from was...
time
Gargoyle Gargoyle
12 mar
The one thing I could not protect you from was... time
Who's been to ISS before don't lie
Who's been to ISS before don't lie
The look I get when
Facebook says I violated their community standards
again do it again
Jdub72 Jdub72
21 mar
The look I get when Facebook says I violated their community standards again do it again
I JUST BAKED YOU SOME
= THE
UCUPCAK
320solutions 320solutions
7 mar
I JUST BAKED YOU SOME = THE UCUPCAK