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Who's parents had ar alarm clock like this'?
Who's parents had ar alarm clock like this'?
YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPER! MYEAH/
YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPER! MYEAH/
life hacks
Have some information on a "missing person" poster? Don't report it to any phone mentioned in the poster, always contacted the authorities first. You never know who made the poster.
DOO ifeHacks com
life hacks Have some information on a "missing person" poster? Don't report it to any phone mentioned in the poster, always contacted the authorities first. You never know who made the poster. DOO ifeHacks com
Reasons to fuck with older women
@ They can actually cook
@ They dont want more kids
@ They dont play games
@ They love sex
@ They not always in the streets
@ They always want to feed you
@ They like to travel
@ They dont do drama
@ They have their own money
@ You'll learn alot from their experiences
Reasons to fuck with older women @ They can actually cook @ They dont want more kids @ They dont play games @ They love sex @ They not always in the streets @ They always want to feed you @ They like to travel @ They dont do drama @ They have their own money @ You'll learn alot from their experiences
Facebook employees going
through my memories so they can ban me for something I posted 6 years ago.
meow meow
15 mar
Facebook employees going through my memories so they can ban me for something I posted 6 years ago.
tried to video chat with my cat and she recognized me
tried to video chat with my cat and she recognized me
"TELL ME THE STORY OF HOW YOU RESCUED ME
dorahaty dorahaty
20 jun
"TELL ME THE STORY OF HOW YOU RESCUED ME
don't put your business on fb & then tell us to mind our business. fool, im on season 3, episode 4 of your bullshit
don't put your business on fb & then tell us to mind our business. fool, im on season 3, episode 4 of your bullshit
Good morning
en
SandraWilliam77 SandraWilliam77
11 jun
Good morning en
Deal ns.
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Dammit.
Deal ns. \nome Dammit.
MY KIDS WILL NEVER: KNOW THAT AWFUL FEELING
OF REALIZING THERE'S NO
VHS TAPE BEHIND THE BOK AT THE CTOREX
MY KIDS WILL NEVER: KNOW THAT AWFUL FEELING OF REALIZING THERE'S NO VHS TAPE BEHIND THE BOK AT THE CTOREX
Dreackul
That whole penguin "long neck" thing just got me thinkin', you know?
Dreackul That whole penguin "long neck" thing just got me thinkin', you know?
Now, I don't know what's going on in this photo, but no matter the species, I recognize the sure signs of a child about to get slapped back into last week.
Now, I don't know what's going on in this photo, but no matter the species, I recognize the sure signs of a child about to get slapped back into last week.
I have learned that when sadness comes to visit me, all I can do
is say "I see
you." I spend some
time with it,
get up, and say goodbye.
I don't push it away.
I own it. And because I own it, I let it go.
I have learned that when sadness comes to visit me, all I can do is say "I see you." I spend some time with it, get up, and say goodbye. I don't push it away. I own it. And because I own it, I let it go.
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter.
Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
jerry1752 jerry1752
5 mar
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter. Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?" The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
How you get punched so hard in game that you get knocked out irl @MustyburgerV3)
TARGET CASHIER:
"DID YOU FIND EVERYTHING YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?"
ME:
"FIRST OF ALL, I WASN'T LOOKING FOR ANY OF THIS."
TARGET CASHIER: "DID YOU FIND EVERYTHING YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?" ME: "FIRST OF ALL, I WASN'T LOOKING FOR ANY OF THIS."
AGE TEST!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
minorgroups minorgroups
16 mar
AGE TEST! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
Wouldn't it be funny to secretly place a sex toy in someone else's yard sale then stand back and watch the reactions.
Wouldn't it be funny to secretly place a sex toy in someone else's yard sale then stand back and watch the reactions.
Me holding in my coughs in public so ppl don't try and quarantine me@
Me holding in my coughs in public so ppl don't try and quarantine me@