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Ayyyyy inn famous
Ashleyr Ashleyr
8 mar
Ayyyyy inn famous
I'm not anti-social.
I'm anti-bullshit.
aliciap aliciap
25 mar
I'm not anti-social. I'm anti-bullshit.
SS
petty Side of the bed...
rainbowent rainbowent
28 feb
SS petty Side of the bed...
IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME. GET OVER IT
YOU'LL MAKE YOURSELF MISERABLE WAITING FOR ME TO GIVE SHIT
kathywalden kathywalden
6 may
IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME. GET OVER IT YOU'LL MAKE YOURSELF MISERABLE WAITING FOR ME TO GIVE SHIT
@24HOURSUCCESS
When life brings the storm, stand tall knowing it will pass
id
@24HOURSUCCESS When life brings the storm, stand tall knowing it will pass id
ChasityHelton ChasityHelton
7 mar
I really don't know how to feel about the way this dog is walking...
AFTER TUESDAY ALL ABOUT
LynnGonder LynnGonder
14 mar
AFTER TUESDAY ALL ABOUT
When you're an adult but you feel like a kid faking their way through life
JennyGoff
12 mar
When you're an adult but you feel like a kid faking their way through life
imoge credit: CBSLA
Meet Lot Marrujo aka Lady Ninja, who saved her friend from an attacker by applying her jiu-jitsu skills.
The 67-year-old, who stands at foot ter tall and weighs around 100 pounds, stood up to a five-foot-nine,
170-pound assailant. When she saw her friend getting attacked, she kicked him, bent his finger, hit him twice in the sternum with her elbow, and pinned him to the floor with her knees until the police arrived. Marrujo has a black belt jiu-jitsu and says that she is " the master of assassination."
imoge credit: CBSLA Meet Lot Marrujo aka Lady Ninja, who saved her friend from an attacker by applying her jiu-jitsu skills. The 67-year-old, who stands at foot ter tall and weighs around 100 pounds, stood up to a five-foot-nine, 170-pound assailant. When she saw her friend getting attacked, she kicked him, bent his finger, hit him twice in the sternum with her elbow, and pinned him to the floor with her knees until the police arrived. Marrujo has a black belt jiu-jitsu and says that she is " the master of assassination."
Daughter teaches dad how to take selfies, this is what happens
deafMydogsplanet deafMydogsplanet
15 mar
Daughter teaches dad how to take selfies, this is what happens
It's not called slurring your words
It's called talking in cursive cu and it's classy
rainbowent rainbowent
16 apr
It's not called slurring your words It's called talking in cursive cu and it's classy
REALLY? HAVE SOMETHING ON MY FACE?
WHERE?!
REALLY? HAVE SOMETHING ON MY FACE? WHERE?!
Kathleen
I mailed a picture of me delivering twins to the OBGYN who delivered me
26 years ago and said hey, a baby you delivered is now delivering babies!
He googled me, called my residency program coordinator, and then we talked on the phone as colleagues for almost 40 min. #obgyntwitter
Kathleen I mailed a picture of me delivering twins to the OBGYN who delivered me 26 years ago and said hey, a baby you delivered is now delivering babies! He googled me, called my residency program coordinator, and then we talked on the phone as colleagues for almost 40 min. #obgyntwitter
when I show up for work and the building is still standing
when I show up for work and the building is still standing
Them: "Who's skull is that?"
Me: *raising it to my lips to take a drink* "A guy named Phillip"
Them: "What's in it?"
Me: "Vodka and orange juice."
Them:
Me: "It's a Phillip's head screw driver"
ItsaBadSign ItsaBadSign
8 mar
Them: "Who's skull is that?" Me: *raising it to my lips to take a drink* "A guy named Phillip" Them: "What's in it?" Me: "Vodka and orange juice." Them: Me: "It's a Phillip's head screw driver"
Scars remind us that the past is real
Scars remind us that the past is real
When girls say: get my weed for free"
Cristo70
20 may
When girls say: get my weed for free"
when the Neighbors are fighting and you're name came up
when the Neighbors are fighting and you're name came up
My parents didn't call my cell, they yelled my name.
played outside, not online... and if I didn't eat what
Mom cooked, I didn't eat. Anyone else raised like this?
dayssupreme dayssupreme
11 mar
My parents didn't call my cell, they yelled my name. played outside, not online... and if I didn't eat what Mom cooked, I didn't eat. Anyone else raised like this?
It's okay that you don't know how to move on. Start with something easier... like not going back.
UNKNOWN
JennyGoff
8 mar
It's okay that you don't know how to move on. Start with something easier... like not going back. UNKNOWN
Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is
better than shit.
crowbird crowbird
10 mar
Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.