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I'm so old remember when loving your country, respecting the flag, and obeying the law were considered good character traits.
bumpy_corner_2 bumpy_corner_2
10 mar
I'm so old remember when loving your country, respecting the flag, and obeying the law were considered good character traits.
The most wholesome thing I've ever seen @dogsofusa ig
Karen is not messing around with baggage claim shenanigans
MM,
Karen is not messing around with baggage claim shenanigans MM,
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.
I was like well damn.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water. I was like well damn.
YOU NEVER FORGET
THE FEELING OF BEING HIT IN THE
CHIN BY ONE THESE
developed_groups developed_groups
16 mar
YOU NEVER FORGET THE FEELING OF BEING HIT IN THE CHIN BY ONE THESE
this is the last thing you see after you talk shit about garfield
this is the last thing you see after you talk shit about garfield
Dad: "We're not getting a dog" Dad once we've got a dog:
She danced like nobody was watching
But people were watching and she looked like bees were attacking her
best4funny420 best4funny420
10 mar
She danced like nobody was watching But people were watching and she looked like bees were attacking her
When you make someone food and they say "I didn't want that"
When you make someone food and they say "I didn't want that"
"Hey guys, we're getting a dog! Isn't that great?"
"Hey guys, we're getting a dog! Isn't that great?"
You say "hospitalization for a nervous breakdown." I hear "quiet vacation with awesome drugs."
You say "hospitalization for a nervous breakdown." I hear "quiet vacation with awesome drugs."
The older I get, the more I totally relate to these two
Michiganguy81
5 jun
The older I get, the more I totally relate to these two
Don't make me a house on
LisaBruce LisaBruce
12 mar
Don't make me a house on
What's it like having a penis?
It's hard sometimes.
RobertLacy
15 mar
What's it like having a penis? It's hard sometimes.
SUSAN IS OUT UNTIL THURSDAY 8-
20-2015 DUE TO DEATH
SUSAN ON FRIDAY 8-21-2015 :
TopHat TopHat
13 mar
SUSAN IS OUT UNTIL THURSDAY 8- 20-2015 DUE TO DEATH SUSAN ON FRIDAY 8-21-2015 :
THE FACE YOU MAKE
WHEN YOU DIDN'T PAY THE ELECTRIC BILL
rainbowent rainbowent
14 mar
THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU DIDN'T PAY THE ELECTRIC BILL
WHEN TD SWITCH TO DECAF
WHEN TD SWITCH TO DECAF
GONNA KILL THAT DARN CAT..."
"you'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE ouT,
GONNA KILL THAT DARN CAT..." "you'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE ouT,
Jesus would often heal the lame and He's on the way heal you
Jesus would often heal the lame and He's on the way heal you
I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency, that we're going to be best friends in no time.
your @cards
I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency, that we're going to be best friends in no time. your @cards
This dog buys a cookie at the campus everyday at the snack bar and pays with a leaf
This dog buys a cookie at the campus everyday at the snack bar and pays with a leaf