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My toaster caught on fire yesterday and when I realized it there was a flame like two feet high almost touching my cabinets so I panicked and picked it up so it wouldn't catch my cabinets on fire but then I was just standing in my kitchen holding a flaming toaster and my dad saw me and didn't say anything and I didn't know what to do so ran outside with it and threw it at the ground but it was on fire so I picked it up and threw it again and again until it went out but then my grass was on fire so I beat it with a shovel until that went out too. Then I came back inside and my dad was just like
"Whatcha cookin Barb"
Barbara = hrs My toaster caught on fire yesterday and when I realized it there was a flame like two feet high almost touching my cabinets so I panicked and picked it up so it wouldn't catch my cabinets on fire but then I was just standing in my kitchen holding a flaming toaster and my dad saw me and didn't say anything and I didn't know what to do so ran outside with it and threw it at the ground but it was on fire so I picked it up and threw it again and again until it went out but then my grass was on fire so I beat it with a shovel until that went out too. Then I came back inside and my dad was just like "Whatcha cookin Barb"
In the wilderness, I use leaves for toilet paper
In the wilderness, I use leaves for toilet paper
"There will come a time when only these that know how to plant will be eating."
Sugran
18 mar
"There will come a time when only these that know how to plant will be eating."
When you show up to work and you're trying to decide if you really want to go in...
When you show up to work and you're trying to decide if you really want to go in...
Me in my
not easy being old.
Me in my not easy being old.
WHEN GYM MEMBERSHIP.
PAY DEF.
Redrover420GaUS Redrover420GaUS
11 may
WHEN GYM MEMBERSHIP. PAY DEF.
Horoscope:
Something positive will happen to you this month!
Horoscope: Something positive will happen to you this month!
T KNOW WHO THIS DOG IS OR WAY AE
FROM THIS PARK:
BUT RE CERTSIMLY SEEMS
LIKE A LAT FUND
dregone dregone
19 mar
T KNOW WHO THIS DOG IS OR WAY AE FROM THIS PARK: BUT RE CERTSIMLY SEEMS LIKE A LAT FUND
Dangerous Distractions to
watch out for...
Dangerous Distractions to watch out for...
let my blind friend borrow money the other day. He told me he was gonna pay me back the next time he
saw me...
Wait a minute...
let my blind friend borrow money the other day. He told me he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me... Wait a minute...
Deborah Sharon Smith
Jan 18
Yes.. yes you can see it..
Can I see your wet pussy if you wanna@ @
tenor
Ahahah
Deborah Sharon Smith Jan 18 Yes.. yes you can see it.. Can I see your wet pussy if you wanna@ @ tenor Ahahah
just wanna feel wanted by
someone other
than the police.
just wanna feel wanted by someone other than the police.
MONEY DOES NOT CHANGE PEOPLE,
IT UNMASKS THEM.
Nbr1sunshine33 Nbr1sunshine33
11 nov 2020
MONEY DOES NOT CHANGE PEOPLE, IT UNMASKS THEM.
Describe this cake with only using 1 word!
moist_groups4 moist_groups4
16 mar
Describe this cake with only using 1 word!
pubitystonks pubitystonks
19 mar
This is how I make my promo videos...
When you realize that they are not flying!
Toby isn't a model but he should be lam not a model BUT.. CA
An unhealed person can find offense in pretty much anything someone does.
A healed person understands that the actions of others has absolutely nothing to do with them.
Each day you get to decide which one you will be.
cynicallove cynicallove
16 mar
An unhealed person can find offense in pretty much anything someone does. A healed person understands that the actions of others has absolutely nothing to do with them. Each day you get to decide which one you will be.
ITS EASY TO SPOT STRONG WOMEN
THEY ARE THE ONES LIFTING EACH OTHER UP
DDivya DDivya
16 mar
ITS EASY TO SPOT STRONG WOMEN THEY ARE THE ONES LIFTING EACH OTHER UP
YES SIR. WE ARE DEFINITELY WEARING OUR ISSUED UNIFORM.
VIID SHAUING TON FVERY NAY
YES SIR. WE ARE DEFINITELY WEARING OUR ISSUED UNIFORM. VIID SHAUING TON FVERY NAY
What greater gift than the love of a cat.
Charles Dickens
AG
MaggieTT
26 feb
What greater gift than the love of a cat. Charles Dickens AG