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BEAM ME THE HELL OUT, OF HERE SCOTTY!
IDIOTS, PLAGUES, POVERTY,
RIOTS, WILDFIRES, LOCUSTS, AND
SOME
BEAM ME THE HELL OUT, OF HERE SCOTTY! IDIOTS, PLAGUES, POVERTY, RIOTS, WILDFIRES, LOCUSTS, AND SOME
Some of the best advice
I've been given:
"Don't take criticism from people you would never go to for advice."
Gargoyle Gargoyle
9 mar
Some of the best advice I've been given: "Don't take criticism from people you would never go to for advice."
HUNTIN, FISHIN,
AND ON AMISSION
HUNTIN, FISHIN, AND ON AMISSION
LIFE IS BETTER WHEN YOU DON'T CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK
asl Xivinia
LIFE IS BETTER WHEN YOU DON'T CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK asl Xivinia
Because
Why they have a lot earthlings to they hide have never use
from each other
telepathy?
Mariwanna Mariwanna
7 mar
Because Why they have a lot earthlings to they hide have never use from each other telepathy?
BELIEVERS
It's easier to fool you than convince you you've been fooled
Gargoyle Gargoyle
22 mar
BELIEVERS It's easier to fool you than convince you you've been fooled
ou two!
Stop this
ou two! Stop this
"I couldn't breathe when I slept so I installed a camera"
abdvienne
If this is how I die, I'll be totally okay with
it
"I couldn't breathe when I slept so I installed a camera" abdvienne If this is how I die, I'll be totally okay with it
The faker you are, the bigger your circle will be.
The realer you are, the smaller your circle will be.
These are well known facts.
The faker you are, the bigger your circle will be. The realer you are, the smaller your circle will be. These are well known facts.
*During sex*
I call you daddy?
Me:
You! nave) to call me \night hawk:
*During sex* I call you daddy? Me: You! nave) to call me \night hawk:
IF SHE HAS A JOB, HER OWN CAR,
PAYS HER BILLS, AND MANAGE TO LIVE COMFORTABLY BEFORE SHE MEETS YOU, UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WANTS LOVALTY, NOT YOUR MONEY.
SHE CAN FINANCE HERSELF
Willow37 Willow37
13 mar
IF SHE HAS A JOB, HER OWN CAR, PAYS HER BILLS, AND MANAGE TO LIVE COMFORTABLY BEFORE SHE MEETS YOU, UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WANTS LOVALTY, NOT YOUR MONEY. SHE CAN FINANCE HERSELF
MY WIFE TELLS ME I NEED GLASSES BUT AS USUAL
'OPTOMETRISA SHE IS WRONG.
RECEPTION
Original Anist
Renradtietanltgites Shell
MY WIFE TELLS ME I NEED GLASSES BUT AS USUAL 'OPTOMETRISA SHE IS WRONG. RECEPTION Original Anist Renradtietanltgites Shell
Me: The kids haven't eaten their sandwiches
Wife: ok just throw them out
[Later]
Me *helping the kids pack a suitcase* look I'm as surprised as vou are
Me: The kids haven't eaten their sandwiches Wife: ok just throw them out [Later] Me *helping the kids pack a suitcase* look I'm as surprised as vou are
She is an aggressive, yet submissive woman.
This means,
that she will dominate you if you allow her to,
but will submit to you,
if you are respectful,
and masculine enough,
to make her want to.
MIN OFGURNAL
She is an aggressive, yet submissive woman. This means, that she will dominate you if you allow her to, but will submit to you, if you are respectful, and masculine enough, to make her want to. MIN OFGURNAL
swiss_toptalent swiss_toptalent
17 mar
*Me and my friend in engineering class* My mom: They're probably just goofing off What we're actually doing:
Woman has too much fun with VR waterslide -ar)
"Your opinion is your opinion.
your perception ur perception. Do not confuse them with 'facts' or truths.'
John Moore
"Your opinion is your opinion. your perception ur perception. Do not confuse them with 'facts' or truths.' John Moore
When you finally catch that m'fer in the streets that keeps calling you about your car's warranty
STILL REALITE'US
TreyPowers TreyPowers
25 jun
When you finally catch that m'fer in the streets that keeps calling you about your car's warranty STILL REALITE'US
Me when try to get hours of sleep in
hrs
"This sum bullshit."
Me when try to get hours of sleep in hrs "This sum bullshit."
DAY Ht
ThE HUWAANS STILL RT
DAY Ht ThE HUWAANS STILL RT