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Before getting married, I never knew it was possible to hear an ellipsis in a sentence.
Before getting married, I never knew it was possible to hear an ellipsis in a sentence.
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Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website
think I should start uploading my bills.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website think I should start uploading my bills.
OMS TRAVENT
SEEN YOU IN AWAILE
1ETS SYAND IN
EVERYOWE'S FUCKING VIAY
desiloo desiloo
6 mar
OMS TRAVENT SEEN YOU IN AWAILE 1ETS SYAND IN EVERYOWE'S FUCKING VIAY
March 2021
Almost the same as March 2020 except now we have toilet paper.
March 2021 Almost the same as March 2020 except now we have toilet paper.
Name: Luis
Age: Ay
Advice tor younger gererations
"qrondna, fig
Name: Luis Age: Ay Advice tor younger gererations "qrondna, fig
Opening day of Zucchini Season!
Opening day of Zucchini Season!
Remember 'Bob a job week'? Here is two youngsters getting their beaver badge.
Remember 'Bob a job week'? Here is two youngsters getting their beaver badge.
IT TOOK YOU 10
MINUTES TO GET HOME
GOOGLE MAPS SAYS IT TAKES 8. WHO IS SHE?!
IT TOOK YOU 10 MINUTES TO GET HOME GOOGLE MAPS SAYS IT TAKES 8. WHO IS SHE?!
All of our daughters should be told this daily!
Mirror, mirror on the wall...
It does not matter if I'm short or tall...
if skinny legs or my hips are wide...
It only matters who am inside...
Blue eyes, brown eyes, black or green...
I What makes me most beautiful cannot be seen...
en you look at me, don't judge me by my parts...
The most beautiful thing about me is my heart.
LynnGonder LynnGonder
14 mar
All of our daughters should be told this daily! Mirror, mirror on the wall... It does not matter if I'm short or tall... if skinny legs or my hips are wide... It only matters who am inside... Blue eyes, brown eyes, black or green... I What makes me most beautiful cannot be seen... en you look at me, don't judge me by my parts... The most beautiful thing about me is my heart.
STILL CLEANER THAN MILEY CYRUS
Shayne Shayne
6 mar
STILL CLEANER THAN MILEY CYRUS
For all those men who
'Why buy the cow when
Can get the milk for free?
Here's an update for you.
Nowadays, 807 of womel
against marriage. Why?
Berauise women realize it's not I
Worth buying an entire pig, lust to get a little sausage.
JennyGoff
6 mar
For all those men who 'Why buy the cow when Can get the milk for free? Here's an update for you. Nowadays, 807 of womel against marriage. Why? Berauise women realize it's not I Worth buying an entire pig, lust to get a little sausage.
BREAKING NEWS:
The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of
Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into
We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at
Get the Heck Over It.
Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to
1-800-waa-waaa.
This is Dr. Sniffle Reporting
LIVE from
Quitchur Fussin'.
If you like this, repost it.
If you don't, suck it up cupcake, life doesn't revolve around YOU!
noonfunny1978 noonfunny1978
20 mar
BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Heck Over It. Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-waaa. This is Dr. Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Fussin'. If you like this, repost it. If you don't, suck it up cupcake, life doesn't revolve around YOU!
When the day arrives that there are no more tomorrows for me,
I want my children to know and never forget that they were, are, and always will be deeply loved by me.
heavensoul
When the day arrives that there are no more tomorrows for me, I want my children to know and never forget that they were, are, and always will be deeply loved by me. heavensoul
IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY,
MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO HEAR THE TRUTH
IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO HEAR THE TRUTH
My girl always says that I never take pictures of her, so today I did
My girl always says that I never take pictures of her, so today I did
5 year old me trying to see if the fridge light remains on after I close the door.
5 year old me trying to see if the fridge light remains on after I close the door.
"There sure are a lot of fuckin memes with my photo and things never said"
-Sam Elliott
"There sure are a lot of fuckin memes with my photo and things never said" -Sam Elliott
We're not working out today, Mom
No matter how poor you
) think you are.
\ you have a
family, you have everything.
mommysupreme mommysupreme
10 mar
No matter how poor you ) think you are. \ you have a family, you have everything.
Daniel Munro @
@dk_munro
Middle aged happiness is discovering that the next load of laundry to fold is just 8 bath towels
and not 46 pieces of small human clothes.
Daniel Munro @ @dk_munro Middle aged happiness is discovering that the next load of laundry to fold is just 8 bath towels and not 46 pieces of small human clothes.