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Being a parent is like jumping out a plane with a bunch of people who don't know how to open their own chutes.
So, you fly around doing it for them...
Then you hit the ground, but you don't die.
You get up and cook dinner.

Being a parent is like jumping out a plane with a bunch of people who don't know how to open their own chutes. So, you fly around doing it for them... Then you hit the ground, but you don't die. You get up and cook dinner.

Best not tell this guy any secrets
Did he....did he just SPILL THE BEANS?! #dadjokes #jokeoftheday #punoftheday
Best not tell this guy any secrets