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Being honest
may not get you mam friends but it will
Ne always get you the
right ones
Being honest may not get you mam friends but it will Ne always get you the right ones
me : come over. grandma : can't, I'm old and tired. me: I'm hungry. grandma : with
WHEN THE HOME INTRUDER REALIZES YOUR ALARM IS PLAYING
"LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR"
ProudAmerican ProudAmerican
21 jun
WHEN THE HOME INTRUDER REALIZES YOUR ALARM IS PLAYING "LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR"
Look it's Mommies Last nerve
I want to touch it
Look it's Mommies Last nerve I want to touch it
I just learned what cosplay is... I used to call it something else. What do you call it?
PicRec PicRec
26 may
I just learned what cosplay is... I used to call it something else. What do you call it?
just wanna feel wanted by
someone other
than the police.
just wanna feel wanted by someone other than the police.
Somebody' been working, out!
Somebody' been working, out!
"if you have the courage
to make it through lonely night with nothing but
your self destructive thoughts
to keep you company,
darling, you have the courage to make it through anything."
"if you have the courage to make it through lonely night with nothing but your self destructive thoughts to keep you company, darling, you have the courage to make it through anything."
Should you ever find yourself the victim of someone's bitterness, jealousy or insecurities, remember, things could be worse............
you could be them
Should you ever find yourself the victim of someone's bitterness, jealousy or insecurities, remember, things could be worse............ you could be them
*Tips from granny*
If she doesn't cup the
balls while sucking it leave that bitch.
*Tips from granny* If she doesn't cup the balls while sucking it leave that bitch.
He fell asleep waiting for me to finish working.
ScarletB ScarletB
13d
He fell asleep waiting for me to finish working.
Caroline Kee
good morning here's a picture of a baby dik dik, an adorably tiny species of antelope that marks its territory with tears which is also extremely relatable
TopHat TopHat
11 mar
Caroline Kee good morning here's a picture of a baby dik dik, an adorably tiny species of antelope that marks its territory with tears which is also extremely relatable
exultantPetofday exultantPetofday
11 mar
Obsession is an understatement
IF YOUR KIDS ARE YOUR WORLD, THEN WHY
IS SOMEBODY ELSE RAISING THEM WHILE YOU'RE OUT HOEING ?
IF YOUR KIDS ARE YOUR WORLD, THEN WHY IS SOMEBODY ELSE RAISING THEM WHILE YOU'RE OUT HOEING ?
If you know who this is you probably are my age
PicRec PicRec
9 may
If you know who this is you probably are my age
CLOCKS GO BACK THIS WEEK,
SETTING MINE TO 1775.
WHEN THIS
COUNTRY
HAD SOME BALLS
Bamagirl0802 Bamagirl0802
11 mar
CLOCKS GO BACK THIS WEEK, SETTING MINE TO 1775. WHEN THIS COUNTRY HAD SOME BALLS
i hate when someone rings my doorbell because then i have to drop whatever i'm doing to be silent and pretend i'm not home.
snoopyBeyond snoopyBeyond
20 mar
i hate when someone rings my doorbell because then i have to drop whatever i'm doing to be silent and pretend i'm not home.
The reason why you haven't found your soul mate is because maybe you don't have a soul.
The reason why you haven't found your soul mate is because maybe you don't have a soul.
worstpetofday worstpetofday
14 mar
It's vet time! The look on Penny's face is priceless!
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website
think I should start uploading my bills.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website think I should start uploading my bills.
Tell me you didnt see that shit, too
JoeSwalve JoeSwalve
10 may
Tell me you didnt see that shit, too