log in
believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of
cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in
Englisht As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English!"
the police should have every right to shoot you if
you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't
understand the word 'freeze' or 'stop* in English, see the above lines.
Andy Rooney
believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in Englisht As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English!" the police should have every right to shoot you if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word 'freeze' or 'stop* in English, see the above lines. Andy Rooney
When it's time to wash the car
Expectation
Reality
When it's time to wash the car Expectation Reality
DIDN'T CARE YESTERDAY,
DON'T GIVE A SHIT TODAY,
PROBABLY WON'T GIVE A FUCK TOMORROW.
DIDN'T CARE YESTERDAY, DON'T GIVE A SHIT TODAY, PROBABLY WON'T GIVE A FUCK TOMORROW.
Decided to take a nude photo no makeup, no filters, no body, no organs. Just pure energy
healthy_beans healthy_beans
15 mar
Decided to take a nude photo no makeup, no filters, no body, no organs. Just pure energy
Karma comes after everyone eventually. You can't get away with screwing people over your whole life, I don't care who you are. What goes around comes around. That's how it works. Sooner or later the universe will serve you the revenge that you deserve.
Karma comes after everyone eventually. You can't get away with screwing people over your whole life, I don't care who you are. What goes around comes around. That's how it works. Sooner or later the universe will serve you the revenge that you deserve.
SURVIVE 250 MPH CRASH
READS DR. SEUSS
Wooderson390 Wooderson390
5 mar
SURVIVE 250 MPH CRASH READS DR. SEUSS
MEANS YOU HAVE ENTIRELY,
HANNS
MEANS YOU HAVE ENTIRELY, HANNS
The tiger the lion may be more powerful,
but the wolf doesn't perform in the circus.
taniaye taniaye
10 mar
The tiger the lion may be more powerful, but the wolf doesn't perform in the circus.
Walmart:
The oniy place an earth haircut, yu can get akaircut, eye exam, ice cream sandwich, tires For your car, witness a real life; What Not to
Wear episode.
taniaye taniaye
18 mar
Walmart: The oniy place an earth haircut, yu can get akaircut, eye exam, ice cream sandwich, tires For your car, witness a real life; What Not to Wear episode.
Look, I got him to sleep!
groupssmush29 groupssmush29
20 may
Look, I got him to sleep!
women
DOESNT DEPEND ON LUCK,
PENDS ON HARD YOU WORK.
women DOESNT DEPEND ON LUCK, PENDS ON HARD YOU WORK.
What my Dog thinks he looks like:
When people: are intinidated by your.
sirength anil hanpiness, they'll try to tear yau dowi, and break your sirit,
Remembers, it's a reflection of thet weakwess, and not 2 refleclion oF you,
When people: are intinidated by your. sirength anil hanpiness, they'll try to tear yau dowi, and break your sirit, Remembers, it's a reflection of thet weakwess, and not 2 refleclion oF you,
Captain, someone is offering to extend our ship's warranty.
iN
NS
jeep2013 jeep2013
13 mar
Captain, someone is offering to extend our ship's warranty. iN NS
WEARING A MASK ALONE IN YOUR CAR
IS THE SAME AS BEING ALONE IN YOUR BED WEARING A CONDOM
SMOON
11 may
WEARING A MASK ALONE IN YOUR CAR IS THE SAME AS BEING ALONE IN YOUR BED WEARING A CONDOM
This may sound crazy...but some of us really are just nice.
Without hidden
agendas.
Here4thenow Here4thenow
16 mar
This may sound crazy...but some of us really are just nice. Without hidden agendas.
nh.
Mommy is in a timeout.
JennyGoff
13 mar
nh. Mommy is in a timeout.
WHY DO LEPRECHAUNS LAUGH WHEN THEY RUN?
BEGAUSE THE
TICKLES HES
CharElliott CharElliott
8 mar
WHY DO LEPRECHAUNS LAUGH WHEN THEY RUN? BEGAUSE THE TICKLES HES
THINK I'LL BE FOLLOWING THESE TWO,
= Gilat I
JUST IN CASE GAN HELP OUT IF THEY CRASH
THINK I'LL BE FOLLOWING THESE TWO, = Gilat I JUST IN CASE GAN HELP OUT IF THEY CRASH
GROWING UP SURVIVE
THE SUMMER BEAT IWITEOUT THUECEL
tightNostalgia tightNostalgia
17 mar
GROWING UP SURVIVE THE SUMMER BEAT IWITEOUT THUECEL
HAVE YOU FVER RETURNED
HAVE YOU FVER RETURNED