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Big fight at a gypsy wedding in ireland, goes to court and the judge says "Can anyone explain what happened?"
Paddy says "I can, I was the best man and was dancing with the bride. We were dancing quite close when the groom stormed up and kicked the bride in the fanny".
see," says the judge. "That must have hurt."
"Bloody right" says Paddy, "He broke 3 of my fingers".
CamC CamC
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Big fight at a gypsy wedding in ireland, goes to court and the judge says "Can anyone explain what happened?" Paddy says "I can, I was the best man and was dancing with the bride. We were dancing quite close when the groom stormed up and kicked the bride in the fanny". see," says the judge. "That must have hurt." "Bloody right" says Paddy, "He broke 3 of my fingers".
THE PEOPLE WHO CONSIDER YOU WEAK HAVE NOT YET NOTICED THE WOLF HIDING BEHIND YOUR EYES.
NOR THE FLAMES INSIDE YOUR SOUL.
LET THEM THINK YOU ARE WEAK AND DO WHAT WOLVES AND FIRE
00 BEST
SURPRISE THEM WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT.
-Nikita Gill
THE PEOPLE WHO CONSIDER YOU WEAK HAVE NOT YET NOTICED THE WOLF HIDING BEHIND YOUR EYES. NOR THE FLAMES INSIDE YOUR SOUL. LET THEM THINK YOU ARE WEAK AND DO WHAT WOLVES AND FIRE 00 BEST SURPRISE THEM WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT. -Nikita Gill
'Youva THE WHOLE
_SOT THE WHOLE PLAN
THE LARGO GRo,
PateHic GN
Wilt
totalPuns totalPuns
18 mar
'Youva THE WHOLE _SOT THE WHOLE PLAN THE LARGO GRo, PateHic GN Wilt
WHEN YOUR GRANDMA FINDS.
OUT THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY E BREAKFASTs:
Romethetoker Romethetoker
29 dec 2020
WHEN YOUR GRANDMA FINDS. OUT THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY E BREAKFASTs:
When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say
"she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house"
@dailsy
When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say "she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house" @dailsy
"IF WE LOSE FREEDOM HERE, THERE IS NO PLACE TO ESCAPE TO.
THIS THE LAST STAND ON EARTH."
REAGAN
heritage
gusto1011 gusto1011
23 mar
"IF WE LOSE FREEDOM HERE, THERE IS NO PLACE TO ESCAPE TO. THIS THE LAST STAND ON EARTH." REAGAN heritage
My parents never wanted cats, This stray and her kitten decided otherwise! Now obviously they have two cats
EATERS
My parents never wanted cats, This stray and her kitten decided otherwise! Now obviously they have two cats EATERS
When someone tells you a secret you already knew and you gotta act surprised es
When someone tells you a secret you already knew and you gotta act surprised es
TARGET CASHIER:
"DID YOU FIND EVERYTHING YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?"
ME:
"FIRST OF ALL, I WASN'T LOOKING FOR ANY OF THIS."
TARGET CASHIER: "DID YOU FIND EVERYTHING YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?" ME: "FIRST OF ALL, I WASN'T LOOKING FOR ANY OF THIS."
BREAKING NEWS:
The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of
Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into
We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at
Get the Heck Over It.
Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to
1-800-waa-waaa.
This is Dr. Sniffle Reporting
LIVE from
Quitchur Fussin'.
If you like this, repost it.
If you don't, suck it up cupcake, life doesn't revolve around YOU!
noonfunny1978 noonfunny1978
20 mar
BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Heck Over It. Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-waaa. This is Dr. Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Fussin'. If you like this, repost it. If you don't, suck it up cupcake, life doesn't revolve around YOU!
Your dick ever just get randomly hard and you're just like,
"What is it boy?
What do you see?"
Matt420 Matt420
9 mar
Your dick ever just get randomly hard and you're just like, "What is it boy? What do you see?"
She has no idea what just slapped her in the face
noob_girl2021 noob_girl2021
11 apr
She has no idea what just slapped her in the face
GROUND YOURSELF
The grounding effect of walking barefoot where free electrons from the earth are
transferred into your body is one of the moct notent antinvidante known in recearch
soullist soullist
17 mar
GROUND YOURSELF The grounding effect of walking barefoot where free electrons from the earth are transferred into your body is one of the moct notent antinvidante known in recearch
The Name Is
Blonde, Jane
Blonde
The Name Is Blonde, Jane Blonde
Brave student refuses to give armed robbers her handbag - even with a gun to her head - because it contains her degree thesis
By Joe Sheppard For Mailoniine
14 Sep 2017, updated 14 Sep 2017
elerss
Does that count as thesis defense?
Brave student refuses to give armed robbers her handbag - even with a gun to her head - because it contains her degree thesis By Joe Sheppard For Mailoniine 14 Sep 2017, updated 14 Sep 2017 elerss Does that count as thesis defense?
I have learned that when sadness comes to visit me, all I can do
is say "I see
you." I spend some
time with it,
get up, and say goodbye.
I don't push it away.
I own it. And because I own it, I let it go.
I have learned that when sadness comes to visit me, all I can do is say "I see you." I spend some time with it, get up, and say goodbye. I don't push it away. I own it. And because I own it, I let it go.
My man Donald Trump knows how to build a wall
My man Donald Trump knows how to build a wall
A police officer spent his lunch break sharing pizza with a homeless woman.
atiok
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
8 mar
A police officer spent his lunch break sharing pizza with a homeless woman. atiok
When someone is telling you a lie when you already know the truth
But you still keep listening
p1ousNCFStup1d p1ousNCFStup1d
31 mar
When someone is telling you a lie when you already know the truth But you still keep listening
HO REMEMBERS I
"WHEN BUBBLEGUM CAME WITH CON
HO REMEMBERS I "WHEN BUBBLEGUM CAME WITH CON
The older I get, the more I totally relate to these two
Michiganguy81
5 jun
The older I get, the more I totally relate to these two