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Bill Murray once went to a Bluegrass concert in Charleston, SC, bought every remaining ticket, and handed them out to the people waiting in line.
Bill Murray once went to a Bluegrass concert in Charleston, SC, bought every remaining ticket, and handed them out to the people waiting in line.
I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS, GOOD PEOPLE GET TIRED OF BEING GOOD TO UNGRATEFUL PEOPLE.
Marino Marino
9 mar
I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS, GOOD PEOPLE GET TIRED OF BEING GOOD TO UNGRATEFUL PEOPLE.
Cop: seen anything unusual?
Me: a dolphin with a hat once
Cop: I mean around here
Me: nah they live in water
I gn
gregglesty
12 mar
Cop: seen anything unusual? Me: a dolphin with a hat once Cop: I mean around here Me: nah they live in water I gn
How my dog feels when I let him off the leash
How my dog feels when I let him off the leash
*hands u this* hey hey hold this for a sec
*hands u this* hey hey hold this for a sec
Some of y'all take social media too seriously. Just laugh and scroll.
Laugh and scroll.
Some of y'all take social media too seriously. Just laugh and scroll. Laugh and scroll.
LOWE SARCASM
IT'S LIKE PUNCHING PEOPLE IN THE FACE..BUT WITH WORDS
LOWE SARCASM IT'S LIKE PUNCHING PEOPLE IN THE FACE..BUT WITH WORDS
I'm only responsible for what I say,
not for what you understand.
- John Wayne
I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand. - John Wayne
IF YOU WERE MORE LIKE JESUS
YOU WOULD NEVER OF ANYONE!
THEY CRUCIFIED JESUS BECAUSE
HE OF FENGEG THEM WITH TRUTH
JamesHelbertJr JamesHelbertJr
17 mar
IF YOU WERE MORE LIKE JESUS YOU WOULD NEVER OF ANYONE! THEY CRUCIFIED JESUS BECAUSE HE OF FENGEG THEM WITH TRUTH
before and after i told her she looked cute with pigtails
before and after i told her she looked cute with pigtails
leavage.. ting ou can look down on and appioweof at the same time
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
12 may
leavage.. ting ou can look down on and appioweof at the same time
SEX EDUCATION 101
SHOULD DENTURES BE REMOVED BEFORE
xxxxxxx xxxxxxx
3 apr
SEX EDUCATION 101 SHOULD DENTURES BE REMOVED BEFORE
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT RUMORS...
I KNOW WHAT I DO &
DON'T DO.
MrsSikeoh MrsSikeoh
13 mar
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT RUMORS... I KNOW WHAT I DO & DON'T DO.
let my blind friend borrow money the other day. He told me he was gonna pay me back the next time he
saw me...
Wait a minute...
let my blind friend borrow money the other day. He told me he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me... Wait a minute...
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
he
try
STOP BEING OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING
Nbr1sunshine33 Nbr1sunshine33
8 mar
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD he try STOP BEING OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING
Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Man: A guy just got hit by a car, I need an ambulance.
Operator: What's your location?
Man: I'm on Eucalyptus street.
Operator: Can you spell that for me?
Man: (long awkward pause)
Operator: Sir? Are you there?
Man: I'm gonna drag him over to
Pine street and call right back.
hiimpetty hiimpetty
5 mar
Operator: 911, what's your emergency? Man: A guy just got hit by a car, I need an ambulance. Operator: What's your location? Man: I'm on Eucalyptus street. Operator: Can you spell that for me? Man: (long awkward pause) Operator: Sir? Are you there? Man: I'm gonna drag him over to Pine street and call right back.
Me cleaning my room and finding drugs I thought already did.
Me cleaning my room and finding drugs I thought already did.
FIX ALL
BUT THEN HEARD GOD SAY'STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS'
FIX ALL BUT THEN HEARD GOD SAY'STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS'
No one:
Cats when they love somebody:
No one: Cats when they love somebody:
Good Afternoon...
Stay Nice And Cool. .
Good Afternoon... Stay Nice And Cool. .
I feel you Emma
Name
To CELEBRATE THE 100" DAY OF SCHOOL I
When I am 100 years old...
hen turn bo years oW LL Will be tired ot every thing ewryonc
will tell everyone I'm ao lo
Cane A but
_to the Bahamas Din live in __Q_ tiny bot
with my _tiny dog. LL wil)
fish hn Lm _hongery + live my bet Iife nth no crop
I feel you Emma Name To CELEBRATE THE 100" DAY OF SCHOOL I When I am 100 years old... hen turn bo years oW LL Will be tired ot every thing ewryonc will tell everyone I'm ao lo Cane A but _to the Bahamas Din live in __Q_ tiny bot with my _tiny dog. LL wil) fish hn Lm _hongery + live my bet Iife nth no crop