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Bob Janke
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Googled Tony Hawk to see what everyone was talking about but accidentally typed Tiny Hawk...
Bob Janke @Bob_Janke Googled Tony Hawk to see what everyone was talking about but accidentally typed Tiny Hawk...
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ThE HUWAANS STILL RT
DAY Ht ThE HUWAANS STILL RT
You have to stay in this shelter for 1 month. You have food and water but no access to technology.
On the last day, you walk out with $100, 000.
Mrsstargazer718 Mrsstargazer718
20 may
You have to stay in this shelter for 1 month. You have food and water but no access to technology. On the last day, you walk out with $100, 000.
Sorry haven't gotten anything done today.
I've been in the
Produce Department trying to open this stupid plastic bag.
Sorry haven't gotten anything done today. I've been in the Produce Department trying to open this stupid plastic bag.
WHEN YOU ARE DEAD, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT YOU'RE DEAD. ALL OF THE PAIN IS FELT BY OTHERS.
THE SAME THING HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE STUPID.
WHEN YOU ARE DEAD, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT YOU'RE DEAD. ALL OF THE PAIN IS FELT BY OTHERS. THE SAME THING HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE STUPID.
The older I get, the more I totally relate to these two
Michiganguy81
5 jun
The older I get, the more I totally relate to these two
didn't sleep well last night soImade my col this morning with Red B Bull
instead or water. I got
half work beFore I realized Forgot my car...
didn't sleep well last night soImade my col this morning with Red B Bull instead or water. I got half work beFore I realized Forgot my car...
The only thing that matters
The only thing that matters
You gotta ask women nowadays;
Are you Single Single,
Mad at Him Single, or
He's in Jail Single?
Siego129
9 mar
You gotta ask women nowadays; Are you Single Single, Mad at Him Single, or He's in Jail Single?
Mirrors don't lie.
Lucky, for au you, , they can't laugh either:
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Assassinator Assassinator
17 feb
Mirrors don't lie. Lucky, for au you, , they can't laugh either: inny Quotes Collections for Free :
THE FIRST, TIME SHOW, I EVER DID STAND-UP TEACHER WAS IN LIKE, THE I'M HIGH SCHOOL TALENT SHOW, MY TEACHER WAS LIKE, "I'M GONNA'SEE
YOU ON THE TONIGHT SHOW ONE DAY." SO I FLEW HIM OUT.
THE FIRST, TIME SHOW, I EVER DID STAND-UP TEACHER WAS IN LIKE, THE I'M HIGH SCHOOL TALENT SHOW, MY TEACHER WAS LIKE, "I'M GONNA'SEE YOU ON THE TONIGHT SHOW ONE DAY." SO I FLEW HIM OUT.
Opening day of Zucchini Season!
Opening day of Zucchini Season!
Sex is cool but having her smiling and falling asleep in your arms is better
firmQuotes97 firmQuotes97
20 mar
Sex is cool but having her smiling and falling asleep in your arms is better
Don't heart react my posts unless you're down to take romantic strolls like this
Don't heart react my posts unless you're down to take romantic strolls like this
She brought her 8 babies a ball to play but they're still too little
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A WOMAN WITH A AND A CAN OF CREAM OF SOMETHING SOUP.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A WOMAN WITH A AND A CAN OF CREAM OF SOMETHING SOUP.
IF IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS
SHOULD PROBABLY
BE IN JAIL
IF IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS SHOULD PROBABLY BE IN JAIL
Tupperware after you
put spaghetti in it
Tupperware after you put spaghetti in it
Every f*cking time
I don't think my pharmacist likes me
DEAAA
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
5 mar
Every f*cking time I don't think my pharmacist likes me DEAAA
THIS TALENTED YOUNG CHEF JUST BROKE THE GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR MOST PIES BAKED IN A DAY. GOOGLE "LEXY BANDERA MULTIPLE CREAMPIES" FOR MORE INFORMATION.
ShaneGeezer ShaneGeezer
22 apr
THIS TALENTED YOUNG CHEF JUST BROKE THE GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR MOST PIES BAKED IN A DAY. GOOGLE "LEXY BANDERA MULTIPLE CREAMPIES" FOR MORE INFORMATION.
How did you find your steak, sir?
I just looked next to the potatoes
and there it was.
How did you find your steak, sir? I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was.