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Life is a tornado and I'm just the cow being spun around for cinematic value
@boreannalatlare Life is a tornado and I'm just the cow being spun around for cinematic value
Take me somewhere expensive...
gregglesty
11 mar
Take me somewhere expensive...
pods:
OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn't stuck on his head: one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid
this and redid it on his own a few times) but mb KOC'C MDOCTTOOOAIMIAIM TY TOC AT ISNA
pods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn't stuck on his head: one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but mb KOC'C MDOCTTOOOAIMIAIM TY TOC AT ISNA
Bob Janke
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Googled Tony Hawk to see what everyone was talking about but accidentally typed Tiny Hawk...
Bob Janke @Bob_Janke Googled Tony Hawk to see what everyone was talking about but accidentally typed Tiny Hawk...
Just pulled the door handle off, safe to say the fucker was as surprised as
I was..
Just pulled the door handle off, safe to say the fucker was as surprised as I was..
FIRST RULE OF CUDDLE CLUB:
IT BETTER LEAD TO SEX OR YOU ARE OUT OF CUDDLE CLUB
shanmelton
16 mar
FIRST RULE OF CUDDLE CLUB: IT BETTER LEAD TO SEX OR YOU ARE OUT OF CUDDLE CLUB
90% of what's stressing you today will be irrelevant in a year. Don't lose sleep over petty things. Get over it, move on.
JennyGoff
10 mar
90% of what's stressing you today will be irrelevant in a year. Don't lose sleep over petty things. Get over it, move on.
My secret is simple.
I pray.
My secret is simple. I pray.
Is there any better boost to your self-esteem than when a cat that hates everyone ends up liking you?
Is there any better boost to your self-esteem than when a cat that hates everyone ends up liking you?
This could be us but you're playing
pure_minden pure_minden
7 jun
This could be us but you're playing
hate how i am a "i have an appointment at so i can't do anything all day" type of person
hate how i am a "i have an appointment at so i can't do anything all day" type of person
I JUST WANT TO SEE HOW MANY WILL JOIN ME IN SAYING,
GOD IS GOOD,
ALL THE TIME!
I JUST WANT TO SEE HOW MANY WILL JOIN ME IN SAYING, GOD IS GOOD, ALL THE TIME!
en your human yells at you to stop licking your butt, but then you see him licking someone else's
bs
Rikkeej Rikkeej
11 mar
en your human yells at you to stop licking your butt, but then you see him licking someone else's bs
I LOVE RUMORS.
I ALWAYS FIND OUT AMAZING THINGS ABOUT
MYSELF I
NEVER KNEW.
Up
Talking
I LOVE RUMORS. I ALWAYS FIND OUT AMAZING THINGS ABOUT MYSELF I NEVER KNEW. Up Talking
Friend: "Wanna go out tonight?"
Me: can't, I'm celebrating my dog's birthday"
Friend: "Wanna go out tonight?" Me: can't, I'm celebrating my dog's birthday"
When your Dad helps you dress up for Halloween:)
When your Dad helps you dress up for Halloween:)
THESE NOODLES
ARE R BIT CHEWY
THESE NOODLES ARE R BIT CHEWY
Hugh Jackman decided against taking dance lessons when he was 11 years old because his older brother had said that "dancing's for sissies!" Years later, his brother
apologized and encouraged him to pursue his passion.
Jackman signed up for classes the next day and went on to win a Tony Award for Best Actor in a Musical.
Hugh Jackman decided against taking dance lessons when he was 11 years old because his older brother had said that "dancing's for sissies!" Years later, his brother apologized and encouraged him to pursue his passion. Jackman signed up for classes the next day and went on to win a Tony Award for Best Actor in a Musical.
If your fishing buddies won't do this, then you need new fishing buddies
I can't get off the hook to go fishing with you. Call me in 5 and say it's an emergency.
Scale of 1 to 10?
10 get me out of here.
All right, put me on speaker I'm about to start crying.
If your fishing buddies won't do this, then you need new fishing buddies I can't get off the hook to go fishing with you. Call me in 5 and say it's an emergency. Scale of 1 to 10? 10 get me out of here. All right, put me on speaker I'm about to start crying.
HUNTIN, FISHIN,
AND ON AMISSION
HUNTIN, FISHIN, AND ON AMISSION
"Hey man, you free this weekend?"
*wipes single tear*
"I'm free every weekend."
"Hey man, you free this weekend?" *wipes single tear* "I'm free every weekend."