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Boss: Are you ready to come back to the office?
Me:
not bi,
Boss: Are you ready to come back to the office? Me: not bi,
tip for newlyweds: send a wedding invite to every billionaire whose address you can find because it's a chance their assistants just send you a perfunctory gift without ever wondering who the hell you are
tip for newlyweds: send a wedding invite to every billionaire whose address you can find because it's a chance their assistants just send you a perfunctory gift without ever wondering who the hell you are
Don't forget to thank God for keeping you safe through the night and every time you wake up to see a beautiful new day.
Amen
Rayge19 Rayge19
13 mar
Don't forget to thank God for keeping you safe through the night and every time you wake up to see a beautiful new day. Amen
Good pussy always comes with a pyscho bitch attached to it
MrsSikeoh MrsSikeoh
13 mar
Good pussy always comes with a pyscho bitch attached to it
I REALIZED I'VE GoT ROAD RAGE PROBLEM
WHEN FIVE-YEAR-OLD
GROCERVATROLDVEY.
TimAyers TimAyers
5d
I REALIZED I'VE GoT ROAD RAGE PROBLEM WHEN FIVE-YEAR-OLD GROCERVATROLDVEY.
HI: THESADDEST PIC) ON THE INTERNET
So
SITS SODAPRESSING
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
8 mar
HI: THESADDEST PIC) ON THE INTERNET So SITS SODAPRESSING
HIGH FIVE!
NO? WELL CAN'T BLAME GUY FOR TRYING!
Louie888 Louie888
12 mar
HIGH FIVE! NO? WELL CAN'T BLAME GUY FOR TRYING!
Wall Info Photos Video Notes
Rudolph The sieigh would be a lot more fun to pull if the driver didn't weigh 700lbs.
Prancer, Vixen, Comet and 5 others like this.
Biitzen He weighs only 700 pounds? ago" Like people
Cupid LOL! irs ago Like
Dasher Seriously! How about that practice run
yesterday? He's all, "I'm tired of these sluggish
take-offs." Well, I'm tired of hauling hippo!
Like +12) people
bestwtf bestwtf
20 mar
Wall Info Photos Video Notes Rudolph The sieigh would be a lot more fun to pull if the driver didn't weigh 700lbs. Prancer, Vixen, Comet and 5 others like this. Biitzen He weighs only 700 pounds? ago" Like people Cupid LOL! irs ago Like Dasher Seriously! How about that practice run yesterday? He's all, "I'm tired of these sluggish take-offs." Well, I'm tired of hauling hippo! Like +12) people
DOES ANYONE ELSE WISH THE MANUFACTURERS WOULD WRITE SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER INA BIGGER FONT SO WE CAN READ INIT IN THE SHOWER WITHOUT OUR SPECS
DOES ANYONE ELSE WISH THE MANUFACTURERS WOULD WRITE SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER INA BIGGER FONT SO WE CAN READ INIT IN THE SHOWER WITHOUT OUR SPECS
THISK THIGHS
MAKE THE BICK RISE!
Mariwanna Mariwanna
7 mar
THISK THIGHS MAKE THE BICK RISE!
He's so small he can sneak through the
fence, so he must wear the escape-proof wiener bun of shame at potty time
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
9 mar
He's so small he can sneak through the fence, so he must wear the escape-proof wiener bun of shame at potty time
WHEN THE BABY LOOKS LIKE YOUR HUSBAND AND NOT ONE OF YOUR COWORKERS.
WHEN THE BABY LOOKS LIKE YOUR HUSBAND AND NOT ONE OF YOUR COWORKERS.
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HER AND A MOSQUITO IS
\it
A MOSQUITO WILL STOP SUCKING AFTER YOU SLAP IT!
pucknut9 pucknut9
4 apr
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HER AND A MOSQUITO IS \it A MOSQUITO WILL STOP SUCKING AFTER YOU SLAP IT!
2-year-old needed a $20,000 wheelchair, but his parents couldn't afford one and insurance wouldn't pay for it. So local high school robotics team got to work and built him one instead.
70sguy 70sguy
24d
2-year-old needed a $20,000 wheelchair, but his parents couldn't afford one and insurance wouldn't pay for it. So local high school robotics team got to work and built him one instead.
You may think I'm posting this because of the boobs,which that is part of the reason,but seriously look at the cats expression in the background haha
Redrover420GaUS Redrover420GaUS
18 mar
You may think I'm posting this because of the boobs,which that is part of the reason,but seriously look at the cats expression in the background haha
SNO00! it's ny Kitty!
get your awn kittul
cognitive_unsuperv cognitive_unsuperv
5 jan 2021
SNO00! it's ny Kitty! get your awn kittul
atie: dont want the COVID Vaccine, don't trust what they put in it.
Also Katie:
atie: dont want the COVID Vaccine, don't trust what they put in it. Also Katie:
I made this tie for my dad when I was in grade. 11 years later he wears it to my graduation
DD
I made this tie for my dad when I was in grade. 11 years later he wears it to my graduation DD
DEAR ALGEBRA,
PLEASE STOP ASKING US TO FIND YOUR X. SHE'S NEVER COMING BACK AND DON'T ASK Y.
DEAR ALGEBRA, PLEASE STOP ASKING US TO FIND YOUR X. SHE'S NEVER COMING BACK AND DON'T ASK Y.
OMG....15 THAT
PENPIE HAIR?
OMG....15 THAT PENPIE HAIR?
No one:
Cats when they love somebody:
No one: Cats when they love somebody: