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Boss: This is the third time you've been late to work this week. Do you know what that means?
Me:
It' Wednesday?
Boss: This is the third time you've been late to work this week. Do you know what that means? Me: It' Wednesday?
Peter Pan was an angel that held kid's hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That's why they never grew up. All those kids
Were dead.
BOOM
CHILDHOOD RUINED
taniaye taniaye
18 mar
Peter Pan was an angel that held kid's hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That's why they never grew up. All those kids Were dead. BOOM CHILDHOOD RUINED
There are times when my greatest accomplishment
is just keeping my mouth shut.
graciJo graciJo
10 mar
There are times when my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.
When your pp is small but you still line up for the gangbang
Nbr1sunshine33 Nbr1sunshine33
12 mar
When your pp is small but you still line up for the gangbang
My dog chillin' like "What's up?"
rainiedaze rainiedaze
16 mar
My dog chillin' like "What's up?"
This dog buys a cookie at the campus everyday at the snack bar and pays with a leaf
This dog buys a cookie at the campus everyday at the snack bar and pays with a leaf
choose my battles wisely stay quiet until it's time to fight and when that time comes,
will fight and will win
Here4thenow Here4thenow
18 mar
choose my battles wisely stay quiet until it's time to fight and when that time comes, will fight and will win
What can
we do to stop living CLICK = in fear?
What can we do to stop living CLICK = in fear?
This was Snap Chat grew wp when I
lewdGroups lewdGroups
19 may
This was Snap Chat grew wp when I
SOMEONE RAN UP TO ME,
THREW SKITTLES AT ME AND SAID,
"TASTE THE RAINBOW HAHAHAHAAHA!"
'SO, I HIT HIM WITH MY CAR,
PARKED, THEN SAID, "NATIONWIDE IS ON YOUR SIDE!"
KristinaWood
7 mar
SOMEONE RAN UP TO ME, THREW SKITTLES AT ME AND SAID, "TASTE THE RAINBOW HAHAHAHAAHA!" 'SO, I HIT HIM WITH MY CAR, PARKED, THEN SAID, "NATIONWIDE IS ON YOUR SIDE!"
Date a girl who wear glasses.
It's like dating 2 girls when she takes them off.
Xavier
Wash off her Makeup and then you date
3 girls
Date a girl who wear glasses. It's like dating 2 girls when she takes them off. Xavier Wash off her Makeup and then you date 3 girls
These dogs, obviously are inbred
These dogs, obviously are inbred
just ate a burger, where the buns were grilled cheese sandwiches
taniaye taniaye
5 mar
just ate a burger, where the buns were grilled cheese sandwiches
WHO ELSE IS READY FOR SUNSETS,
BONFIRES AND WARM WEATHER?
WHO ELSE IS READY FOR SUNSETS, BONFIRES AND WARM WEATHER?
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A WOMAN WITH A AND A CAN OF CREAM OF SOMETHING SOUP.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A WOMAN WITH A AND A CAN OF CREAM OF SOMETHING SOUP.
LOOK!
IS NOT CONSIDERED A HIGH 5*
LOOK! IS NOT CONSIDERED A HIGH 5*
Me holding a spray bottle with a shaky hand:
"This is your last chance, get off the counter."
taniaye taniaye
25 mar
Me holding a spray bottle with a shaky hand: "This is your last chance, get off the counter."
It's okay if you don't like me.
Not everyone has
good taste.
It's okay if you don't like me. Not everyone has good taste.
I have so many questions
THE EFACE. WE WHEN WE
KNOW THEY'RE LYIN
BUT WE LISTEN ANYWAY
JennyGoff
6 mar
THE EFACE. WE WHEN WE KNOW THEY'RE LYIN BUT WE LISTEN ANYWAY
To the afterlife you go
To the afterlife you go