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ineed my pussy ate.
not licked. ATE.
eat me like you haven't eaten in days.
like you been eating for a week and i'm a plate of soul food
snatch my soul, let me drown you in my juices.
idc if i try to run, keep my ass still and send me to heaven.
then leave.
avidtrapper94 avidtrapper94
16 mar
ineed my pussy ate. not licked. ATE. eat me like you haven't eaten in days. like you been eating for a week and i'm a plate of soul food snatch my soul, let me drown you in my juices. idc if i try to run, keep my ass still and send me to heaven. then leave.
when the Neighbors are fighting and you're name came up
when the Neighbors are fighting and you're name came up
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My husband fand llareva Eear He denendsonime andl 'depen onIhim3W ems I Suppaneach obhers hat show manages) supposed
11-year-old Billie Gilbert From Hobart Rescued This Draughtboard Shark That Was Wedged Between Two Rocks on Low Tide.
mahimul mahimul
16 mar
HOW TO KEEP YOUR "IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS" SAFE
Me: I hit an animal and my car is totalled. Am I covered?
Insurance: Yes. What did you hit?
Me: A fish.
Me: I hit an animal and my car is totalled. Am I covered? Insurance: Yes. What did you hit? Me: A fish.
insta. single
instasingle
@insta_single
I just found out that cauliflower waffles are a thing now and I just want to say that if anyone ever serves me a cauliflower waffle i will immediately call the police
insta. single instasingle @insta_single I just found out that cauliflower waffles are a thing now and I just want to say that if anyone ever serves me a cauliflower waffle i will immediately call the police
"you'll understand when you're older"
am older and i understand absolutely nothing
"you'll understand when you're older" am older and i understand absolutely nothing
DON'T UNDERSTAND IT...
I WOKE UP WITH THIS STRANGE THING AROUND MY NECK AND THEY WERE GONE!
biff biff
18 mar
DON'T UNDERSTAND IT... I WOKE UP WITH THIS STRANGE THING AROUND MY NECK AND THEY WERE GONE!
hen mom yells your full name
hen mom yells your full name
You have to ask yourself WTH went on here,
You have to ask yourself WTH went on here,
Fellow
Ben
Every year.
EVERY YEAR.
Charlie always thinks the clementines are balls and just stares waiting for you to throw one.
Fellow Ben Every year. EVERY YEAR. Charlie always thinks the clementines are balls and just stares waiting for you to throw one.
My landlord was replacing our sink and sent me this
My landlord was replacing our sink and sent me this
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife
You can be sure of one thing either the car is new or the wife is.
wateryPuns420 wateryPuns420
22 apr
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife You can be sure of one thing either the car is new or the wife is.
Mom was pregnant with me so she missed her Sr. Prom. 18 Years later I took her to mine@
Mom was pregnant with me so she missed her Sr. Prom. 18 Years later I took her to mine@
When you're riding with your dad and see your name pop up in the
Amber Alert:
diablo1 diablo1
16 apr
When you're riding with your dad and see your name pop up in the Amber Alert:
THINK I'LL BE FOLLOWING THESE TWO,
= Gilat I
JUST IN CASE GAN HELP OUT IF THEY CRASH
THINK I'LL BE FOLLOWING THESE TWO, = Gilat I JUST IN CASE GAN HELP OUT IF THEY CRASH
Nothing says "I'm confused" like me trying to sleep in the winter. Heat on, fan blowing, window cracked, under
13 blankets with one foot out.
Nothing says "I'm confused" like me trying to sleep in the winter. Heat on, fan blowing, window cracked, under 13 blankets with one foot out.
"it's ridiculously painful how emotionally attached we become to people who show no concern for how we feel. it's actually fucked up..."
- rh. Sin
cynicallove cynicallove
16 mar
"it's ridiculously painful how emotionally attached we become to people who show no concern for how we feel. it's actually fucked up..." - rh. Sin
WHEN YOU STRIKE IT BIG ON LOTTO
BUT THE REDNECK GENE IS TOO STRONG TO FIGHT.
WHEN YOU STRIKE IT BIG ON LOTTO BUT THE REDNECK GENE IS TOO STRONG TO FIGHT.