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A person who is there when you need him; someone who picks you up when you fall; a person who sticks up for you when no one else will;
a brother is always a friend.
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Gargoyle Gargoyle
9 mar
Brother A person who is there when you need him; someone who picks you up when you fall; a person who sticks up for you when no one else will; a brother is always a friend. thoughts
A woman cut in front of me at the store with a box of tampons, ice cream and
wine in her cart.
I wasn't about to mess with that situation.
Redrover420GaUS Redrover420GaUS
11 mar
A woman cut in front of me at the store with a box of tampons, ice cream and wine in her cart. I wasn't about to mess with that situation.
eddekane eddekane
14 mar
ME LOOKN FORA FUGK TO GIVE
I finally got my shot.
And I didn't have to wait weeks for my second one!
Jdub72 Jdub72
18 mar
I finally got my shot. And I didn't have to wait weeks for my second one!
Hi, I'm Gem. If mommy doesn't feed me when I want her to, I slap her in the
face to remind her who's boss
Hi, I'm Gem. If mommy doesn't feed me when I want her to, I slap her in the face to remind her who's boss
Me ten minutes after showing up for work...
OKAY. THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT.
mellow_5life mellow_5life
14 mar
Me ten minutes after showing up for work... OKAY. THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT.
Alighting strike and a rainbow at the same time!
BearWarrior BearWarrior
24 apr
Alighting strike and a rainbow at the same time!
During an interview when Adele was asked about her weight and figure,
she replied "I don't make music for evec I mako micic far
During an interview when Adele was asked about her weight and figure, she replied "I don't make music for evec I mako micic far
MISS THE GOOD OL DAYS
WHEN EVERYBODY WASNT AN OVERLY SENSITIVE PUSSY
VAChiefsFan VAChiefsFan
8 jun
MISS THE GOOD OL DAYS WHEN EVERYBODY WASNT AN OVERLY SENSITIVE PUSSY
EVERYONE WANTS THE TRUTH BUT NO ONE WANT: iS TO BE HONEST.
EVERYONE WANTS THE TRUTH BUT NO ONE WANT: iS TO BE HONEST.
Dads: If I have a daughter, I'm not playing dress up
Dads after having daughter:
ShaunJon420 ShaunJon420
14 jun
Dads: If I have a daughter, I'm not playing dress up Dads after having daughter:
A year ago today we were all just like walking around with our naked faces like a bunch of sluts
MsDea MsDea
12 mar
A year ago today we were all just like walking around with our naked faces like a bunch of sluts
Karen is not messing around with baggage claim shenanigans
MM,
Karen is not messing around with baggage claim shenanigans MM,
Men think women dress for them..
Dude please, we dress according to our waxing schedules, periods, mood swings, location, season, matching shoes, matching bags, matching lipstick, availability of suitable underwear.
You're not even on that List,
co
MINDJOURNAL
Men think women dress for them.. Dude please, we dress according to our waxing schedules, periods, mood swings, location, season, matching shoes, matching bags, matching lipstick, availability of suitable underwear. You're not even on that List, co MINDJOURNAL
FAMILY IS NOT ABOUT BLOOD
IT'S ABOUT WHO HAS YOUR BACK
FAMILY IS NOT ABOUT BLOOD IT'S ABOUT WHO HAS YOUR BACK
"Her boobs are too big, and that's too much whiskey."
Said no man ever.
pucknut9 pucknut9
1 apr
"Her boobs are too big, and that's too much whiskey." Said no man ever.
I don't know whether to add dressing or holy water
densojb3 densojb3
7d
I don't know whether to add dressing or holy water
I fixed pigeon's wing so he went to fetch his girlfriend and now they live at my house
I fixed pigeon's wing so he went to fetch his girlfriend and now they live at my house
Y'all mind if we talk about how Pixar managed to put a receding hairline on a fish
Y'all mind if we talk about how Pixar managed to put a receding hairline on a fish
Husband: When get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife: clean the toilet.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: use your
Toothbrush.
Husband: When get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: clean the toilet. Husband: How does that help? Wife: use your Toothbrush.
WHEN YOU'RE STUCK IN TRAFFIC AND START
LOSING THE BATTLE...
puffyplanet puffyplanet
20 mar
WHEN YOU'RE STUCK IN TRAFFIC AND START LOSING THE BATTLE...