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Can I say something crazy?
want you to go do on me for'Se.long you have to 6V6lve gills.
Do you want to eat my pussy? -
Meme Collection
Can I say something crazy? want you to go do on me for'Se.long you have to 6V6lve gills. Do you want to eat my pussy? - Meme Collection
Our parents make cute babies
Your mother is a printer
70sguy 70sguy
19 mar
Our parents make cute babies Your mother is a printer
A man n named Dashrath Manjhi carved a 360 ft long path through a mountain for 22 years using only a hammer and chisel to reduce the distance between his village and the nearest doctor from 55km to 15km, to ensure no one would die like his wife did because they could not get medical care.
A man n named Dashrath Manjhi carved a 360 ft long path through a mountain for 22 years using only a hammer and chisel to reduce the distance between his village and the nearest doctor from 55km to 15km, to ensure no one would die like his wife did because they could not get medical care.
DON'T UNDERSTAND IT...
I WOKE UP WITH THIS STRANGE THING AROUND MY NECK AND THEY WERE GONE!
biff biff
18 mar
DON'T UNDERSTAND IT... I WOKE UP WITH THIS STRANGE THING AROUND MY NECK AND THEY WERE GONE!
DON'T REALLY CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME,
rr te
I'M JUST TRYING TO BE HAPPY AND DO MY OWN THING.
MrsSikeoh MrsSikeoh
14 mar
DON'T REALLY CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME, rr te I'M JUST TRYING TO BE HAPPY AND DO MY OWN THING.
They left you like you were trash,
And collected you as my treasure...
optimalanimal555 optimalanimal555
18 mar
They left you like you were trash, And collected you as my treasure...
How to keep a man busy!
gsto gsto
25 mar
How to keep a man busy!
HER: I CAN FEEL YOUR _HEART BEATING FASTER AND FASTER FOR ME
ME: IT'S THE COKE
HER: I CAN FEEL YOUR _HEART BEATING FASTER AND FASTER FOR ME ME: IT'S THE COKE
SWEAR COD KAREN
I WILL SHIT ON FUERVTHING VYOli
callous_crap callous_crap
21 mar
SWEAR COD KAREN I WILL SHIT ON FUERVTHING VYOli
Help me settle an argument w/ my husband.
Would u want this in your kitchen??
Help me settle an argument w/ my husband. Would u want this in your kitchen??
She donated 30 inches of her hair to make wigs for children with cancer.
matthaugan
Now some poor kid has to be a ginger on top of having cancer.
70sguy 70sguy
15 jun
She donated 30 inches of her hair to make wigs for children with cancer. matthaugan Now some poor kid has to be a ginger on top of having cancer.
when you eat too much of KFC
Mslissa Mslissa
4d
when you eat too much of KFC
Sleeping in could easily be my superpowen If not for my arch-nemesis, havina to pee.
pepperyOMG2F pepperyOMG2F
18 mar
Sleeping in could easily be my superpowen If not for my arch-nemesis, havina to pee.
see what the problem is here...
I'm talking in English and you re listeninoin dumbass.
see what the problem is here... I'm talking in English and you re listeninoin dumbass.
U ever be so stressed and u look in the mirror and ur like wow ok great I'm fucking ugly too
CrashDavis CrashDavis
13 mar
U ever be so stressed and u look in the mirror and ur like wow ok great I'm fucking ugly too
"I know I've been an asshole most of my life, but need your help"
LoveThatSound
24 jun
"I know I've been an asshole most of my life, but need your help"
@24HOURSUCCESS
When life brings the storm, stand tall knowing it will pass
id
@24HOURSUCCESS When life brings the storm, stand tall knowing it will pass id
This would be my cat
agut Nah, it's too a pizza: cheesy.
LJpisces LJpisces
17 mar
This would be my cat agut Nah, it's too a pizza: cheesy.
tried to video chat with my cat and she recognized me
tried to video chat with my cat and she recognized me
Barbara =
hrs
My toaster caught on fire yesterday and when I realized it there was a flame like two feet high almost touching my cabinets so I panicked and picked it up so it wouldn't catch my cabinets on fire but then I was just standing in my kitchen holding a flaming toaster and my dad saw me and didn't say anything and I didn't know what to do so ran outside with it and threw it at the ground but it was on fire so I picked it up and threw it again and again until it went out but then my grass was on fire so I beat it with a shovel until that went out too. Then I came back inside and my dad was just like
"Whatcha cookin Barb"
Barbara = hrs My toaster caught on fire yesterday and when I realized it there was a flame like two feet high almost touching my cabinets so I panicked and picked it up so it wouldn't catch my cabinets on fire but then I was just standing in my kitchen holding a flaming toaster and my dad saw me and didn't say anything and I didn't know what to do so ran outside with it and threw it at the ground but it was on fire so I picked it up and threw it again and again until it went out but then my grass was on fire so I beat it with a shovel until that went out too. Then I came back inside and my dad was just like "Whatcha cookin Barb"
Growing up is difficult
Growing up is difficult