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can't stop following this car
NO BABY ON BOARD ONLY DO ANAL
can't stop following this car NO BABY ON BOARD ONLY DO ANAL
STOP HORSING AROUND JERRY JUST SMILE
JoieMonfort JoieMonfort
18 mar
STOP HORSING AROUND JERRY JUST SMILE
Me and my social skills
March 2020 March 2021
Me and my social skills March 2020 March 2021
I don't know exactly what was goin, but this Party Looks Epic
Skuntpunch Skuntpunch
11d
I don't know exactly what was goin, but this Party Looks Epic
WENT LINE DANCING LAST NIGHT.
WELL, IT WAS A ROADSIDE SOBRIETY TEST...
SAME THING.
WENT LINE DANCING LAST NIGHT. WELL, IT WAS A ROADSIDE SOBRIETY TEST... SAME THING.
This is why you should not wrap your food in newspapers.
This is why you should not wrap your food in newspapers.
hen someone tells me it's not
"ladylike" to swear.
hen someone tells me it's not "ladylike" to swear.
Mojo for Armani
Rmxm Rmxm
14 mar
Mojo for Armani
Hate You
Left: me, completely broken, 93 pounds, living on the
'streets, living in fear, in pain, addicted to meth and heroin, and ready for my life to finally end. I had endocarditis twice from using and I had a hole in my heart. My mom took that picture when she went to rescue me.
Right: I took this picture tonight. Didn't care about angles. Just wanted to show my happiness. 9 months clean. I fought hard for months in the hospital, survived heart surgery, gained 40 pounds, got a place to live, and I have my family and my two cats that help me. I've posted the before pic alot but my story is important.
Recovery is possible and it is worth it
Girl u're wonderful
nextfuck1nglevel nextfuck1nglevel
2 may
Hate You Left: me, completely broken, 93 pounds, living on the 'streets, living in fear, in pain, addicted to meth and heroin, and ready for my life to finally end. I had endocarditis twice from using and I had a hole in my heart. My mom took that picture when she went to rescue me. Right: I took this picture tonight. Didn't care about angles. Just wanted to show my happiness. 9 months clean. I fought hard for months in the hospital, survived heart surgery, gained 40 pounds, got a place to live, and I have my family and my two cats that help me. I've posted the before pic alot but my story is important. Recovery is possible and it is worth it Girl u're wonderful
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting
pain across your body, like
someone's got a voodo doll
of you and they're stabbing it?"
replied "No..."
She responded:
"How about now?"
poised_humorrude poised_humorrude
15 mar
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" replied "No..." She responded: "How about now?"
Mirrors don't lie.
Lucky, for au you, , they can't laugh either:
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Assassinator Assassinator
17 feb
Mirrors don't lie. Lucky, for au you, , they can't laugh either: inny Quotes Collections for Free :
You don't need money or gold to be rich.
All you need is
God in your life.
You don't need money or gold to be rich. All you need is God in your life.
Pro tip: Adopt a retired drug dog to find fun friends at parties
Pro tip: Adopt a retired drug dog to find fun friends at parties
Tm a popular loner.
know a lot of people and a lot of people know me
but my circle is small
and I'm usually by myself.
mack10 mack10
27 jun
Tm a popular loner. know a lot of people and a lot of people know me but my circle is small and I'm usually by myself.
AGE OF ATTITUDE
NEVER ASSUME
THAT LOUD IS STRONG AND QUIET IS WEAK.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
9 mar
AGE OF ATTITUDE NEVER ASSUME THAT LOUD IS STRONG AND QUIET IS WEAK.
WHEN YOUR CAT IS BEING SASSY
AND THEN HE SEES:
THAT YOU HAVE FOOD
yearlyMama yearlyMama
20 mar
WHEN YOUR CAT IS BEING SASSY AND THEN HE SEES: THAT YOU HAVE FOOD
YOU CAN SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU A MILLION TIMES AND YOUR TODDLER WILL NEVER REPEAT IT
goat
BUT SAY "ASS FACED MOTHERFUCKER" JUST ONCE.
rando6977 rando6977
29d
YOU CAN SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU A MILLION TIMES AND YOUR TODDLER WILL NEVER REPEAT IT goat BUT SAY "ASS FACED MOTHERFUCKER" JUST ONCE.
Since 1999, if anyone says "This one time", you
are required by law to reply with "at band camp"
Since 1999, if anyone says "This one time", you are required by law to reply with "at band camp"
I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating
5 times the suggested serving size.
I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS?
A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
mikehuncho mikehuncho
12d
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS? A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.