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"Can you at least pretend to be normal?"
taniaye taniaye
5 mar
"Can you at least pretend to be normal?"
I will take this body type ove a skinny one any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
Redrover420GaUS Redrover420GaUS
10 apr
I will take this body type ove a skinny one any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
My curfew was lightning bugs. My parents didn't call my cell, they yelled my name, played outside online... And if didn't eat what mom cooked, I didn't eat. Does anybody remember?
My curfew was lightning bugs. My parents didn't call my cell, they yelled my name, played outside online... And if didn't eat what mom cooked, I didn't eat. Does anybody remember?
I have the most loving wife. Last night I woke up while she was holding a pillow tightly over my face to protect me from
COVID19.
I have the most loving wife. Last night I woke up while she was holding a pillow tightly over my face to protect me from COVID19.
Sending dick pics is for amateurs. Real men...
Disappoint in real life!
Sending dick pics is for amateurs. Real men... Disappoint in real life!
Fun Fact: Lamar Jackson and Dak
Prescott both have better odds
of becoming Kim Kardashian's boyfriend than they do making the
Super Bowl.
Fun Fact: Lamar Jackson and Dak Prescott both have better odds of becoming Kim Kardashian's boyfriend than they do making the Super Bowl.
Some women can't cook, but can
start an argument from scratch.
Some women can't cook, but can start an argument from scratch.
when you didn't get enough sleep and everything during the day pisses you off
JodieTroupe JodieTroupe
18 mar
when you didn't get enough sleep and everything during the day pisses you off
WREN YOUVE See AUGE ASSHOLE
Wee
BUT THEN YOu SMOKE A LITTLE WEED & CHILL THE FUCK OUT
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
24 mar
WREN YOUVE See AUGE ASSHOLE Wee BUT THEN YOu SMOKE A LITTLE WEED & CHILL THE FUCK OUT
when you step into my life:
almaverick almaverick
8 mar
when you step into my life:
didn't come here to impress none of you motherfuckers.
didn't come here to impress none of you motherfuckers.
Nah I'll just take the wolf pack
Three stages of life:
1. Birth
2. What the fuck is this
3. Death
Three stages of life: 1. Birth 2. What the fuck is this 3. Death
Guys put in their dating profiles that they want a "partner in crime" but when I show up with ski masks and blueprints to the bank, suddenly I'm
"unstable" and "a danger to society'
Smh what a double standard
Guys put in their dating profiles that they want a "partner in crime" but when I show up with ski masks and blueprints to the bank, suddenly I'm "unstable" and "a danger to society' Smh what a double standard
FUCK AROUND
AND FIND OUT
FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT
The perfect girl doesn't exi....
The perfect girl doesn't exi....
If you don't click these bad boys a couple times before you use them, I can't trust you
If you don't click these bad boys a couple times before you use them, I can't trust you
:00 AM
11,00 aM 6 STOR
TRYING TO HURT ME BY BRINGING UP MY PAST IS LIKE TRYING TO ROB MY OLD HOUSE. I DON'T LIVE THERE ANYMORE.
Marino Marino
7 mar
:00 AM 11,00 aM 6 STOR TRYING TO HURT ME BY BRINGING UP MY PAST IS LIKE TRYING TO ROB MY OLD HOUSE. I DON'T LIVE THERE ANYMORE.
HUSBAND: did the dishes
WIFE: So?
HUSBAND:
HUSBAND: did the dishes WIFE: So? HUSBAND:
In Sickness
*coughs up blood* "I'm fine":
Pisces, Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio,
Capricorn, Aquarius
*sneezes* "I'm dying":
Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra,
Sagittarius
In Sickness *coughs up blood* "I'm fine": Pisces, Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius *sneezes* "I'm dying": Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius
As I watch this generation try to rewrite history, one thing I'm sure of.... it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.
nastyBoomersRUs nastyBoomersRUs
21 mar
As I watch this generation try to rewrite history, one thing I'm sure of.... it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.