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Can you remember that?
THE WORST CONCERT EVER ATTENDED WAS
Can you remember that? THE WORST CONCERT EVER ATTENDED WAS
When Mr. Clean switches to Fabuloso
When Mr. Clean switches to Fabuloso
USED TO. CARE
BUT TAKE PILL FOR THAT TAKE NOW
USED TO. CARE BUT TAKE PILL FOR THAT TAKE NOW
Daniel Munro @
@dk_munro
Middle aged happiness is discovering that the next load of laundry to fold is just 8 bath towels
and not 46 pieces of small human clothes.
Daniel Munro @ @dk_munro Middle aged happiness is discovering that the next load of laundry to fold is just 8 bath towels and not 46 pieces of small human clothes.
One of these things is not like the other....
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One of these things is not like the other.... in
You don't have a valentine on valentine's day? Some people don't have a mother on mother's
day or a father on father's day.
So shut the frrek up.
thoughts
You don't have a valentine on valentine's day? Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day. So shut the frrek up. thoughts
yOUKIDS THINK BE OFFENDED NOW. LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO SOMEONE...
Jdub72 Jdub72
12 mar
yOUKIDS THINK BE OFFENDED NOW. LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO SOMEONE...
If it hurts, leave.
Not because you no longer believe in love, but because you
still do.
LE. Bowman
awakepoets awakepoets
15 mar
If it hurts, leave. Not because you no longer believe in love, but because you still do. LE. Bowman
LISTEN and SILENT are spelled with the same letters.
Think about it.
LISTEN and SILENT are spelled with the same letters. Think about it.
T TELUNG You-
WAS BORN WITH SHIRE NoS"!
T TELUNG You- WAS BORN WITH SHIRE NoS"!
Me yelling "REPRESENTATIVE!!!" to the automated customer service
Me yelling "REPRESENTATIVE!!!" to the automated customer service
Him: Tell me your wildest fantasy
Me: 14 hours of sleep and then a buffet breakfast
Him: Tell me your wildest fantasy Me: 14 hours of sleep and then a buffet breakfast
Sometimes you just have to sit back, drink your beer and accept that people are fucking idiots.
Sometimes you just have to sit back, drink your beer and accept that people are fucking idiots.
women
DOESNT DEPEND ON LUCK,
PENDS ON HARD YOU WORK.
women DOESNT DEPEND ON LUCK, PENDS ON HARD YOU WORK.
WHY TF IT SEEM LIKE THE PHONE RING LONGER WHEN YOU IGNORING A CALL?
sadGroups2 sadGroups2
16 mar
WHY TF IT SEEM LIKE THE PHONE RING LONGER WHEN YOU IGNORING A CALL?
Life Hack #713 When giving advice always add "but what the hell do I know" So you don't feel bad if you ruin
Someone's life
Life Hack #713 When giving advice always add "but what the hell do I know" So you don't feel bad if you ruin Someone's life
"I know I've been an asshole most of my life, but need your help"
LoveThatSound
24 jun
"I know I've been an asshole most of my life, but need your help"
VAPING IS WEIRD. YOU WALK PAST A BUNCH OF HARD ASSES OUTSIDE A BAR AND THEY ALL SMELL LIKE FUCKING STRAWBERRY MUFFINS.
VAPING IS WEIRD. YOU WALK PAST A BUNCH OF HARD ASSES OUTSIDE A BAR AND THEY ALL SMELL LIKE FUCKING STRAWBERRY MUFFINS.
What Will Come
Out of My Ass?
Betteboop65 Betteboop65
21 mar
What Will Come Out of My Ass?
All of us right now
WHAT DAY IS IT?
A. MONDAY TUESDAY c. 1982 D. SATURDAY
taniaye taniaye
6 feb
All of us right now WHAT DAY IS IT? A. MONDAY TUESDAY c. 1982 D. SATURDAY
I'm going to pray God, like don't mom stop, oh oh
God, oh God, don't stop, oh
God, Jesus yes, oh god!
WOLVERINE
18 mar
I'm going to pray God, like don't mom stop, oh oh God, oh God, don't stop, oh God, Jesus yes, oh god!