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CAN YOU TELL THIS IS HER FIRST TIME SHOTGUNNING A BEER?
alb2655 alb2655
27 may
CAN YOU TELL THIS IS HER FIRST TIME SHOTGUNNING A BEER?
"if you have the courage
to make it through lonely night with nothing but
your self destructive thoughts
to keep you company,
darling, you have the courage to make it through anything."
"if you have the courage to make it through lonely night with nothing but your self destructive thoughts to keep you company, darling, you have the courage to make it through anything."
Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle)
@MGigger
I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room.
Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night.
I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort.
They're all grounded.
70sguy 70sguy
19 mar
Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle) @MGigger I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room. Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort. They're all grounded.
WHEN YOU DRINK WHITE
CLAW BUT YOUR GIRL DRINKS WHISKEY
PapaLegba PapaLegba
9 jun
WHEN YOU DRINK WHITE CLAW BUT YOUR GIRL DRINKS WHISKEY
"This for them fuckin straws bitch"
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
21 mar
"This for them fuckin straws bitch"
That awkward moment when your retired bomb dog alerts on something on your walk....
CopHumorIGboi CopHumorIGboi
12 mar
That awkward moment when your retired bomb dog alerts on something on your walk....
DIONT CARE YESTERDAY,
DON'T GIVE A SHIT TODAY,
PROBABLY WON'T GIVE A FUCK TOMORROW.
DIONT CARE YESTERDAY, DON'T GIVE A SHIT TODAY, PROBABLY WON'T GIVE A FUCK TOMORROW.
I'm watching u don't touch my baby!
ashleyqueen ashleyqueen
8 mar
I'm watching u don't touch my baby!
AND NOW, IF WOULD LIKE TO REPEAT YOUR VOWS
AND NOW, IF WOULD LIKE TO REPEAT YOUR VOWS
Send me nudes when you get home so I know you're safe
Ben820 Ben820
23 may
Send me nudes when you get home so I know you're safe
A man n named Dashrath Manjhi carved a 360 ft long path through a mountain for 22 years using only a hammer and chisel to reduce the distance between his village and the nearest doctor from 55km to 15km, to ensure no one would die like his wife did because they could not get medical care.
A man n named Dashrath Manjhi carved a 360 ft long path through a mountain for 22 years using only a hammer and chisel to reduce the distance between his village and the nearest doctor from 55km to 15km, to ensure no one would die like his wife did because they could not get medical care.
Damn, they really did escape??
kingash72 kingash72
18 mar
Damn, they really did escape??
Don't fart in an Apple store
Why? They don't have windows
Don't fart in an Apple store Why? They don't have windows
Me, opening Netflix: I want something light and fun
Also me: Murder Among the
Mormons it is
Me, opening Netflix: I want something light and fun Also me: Murder Among the Mormons it is
didn't come here to impress none of you motherfuckers.
didn't come here to impress none of you motherfuckers.
PEOPLE RUN IN PACKS BECAUSE THEY DON'T FEEL SAFE ALONE
RUN ALONE BECAUSE DONT -
FEEL SAFEINPACKS'
MICH3AL_CLAYT0N MICH3AL_CLAYT0N
27 apr
PEOPLE RUN IN PACKS BECAUSE THEY DON'T FEEL SAFE ALONE RUN ALONE BECAUSE DONT - FEEL SAFEINPACKS'
He is new to this...
Rikkeej Rikkeej
28 oct 2020
He is new to this...
enrr we
KNOWIITS CHEESY
BUT FEEL GRATE
enrr we KNOWIITS CHEESY BUT FEEL GRATE
Kathleen
I mailed a picture of me delivering twins to the OBGYN who delivered me
26 years ago and said hey, a baby you delivered is now delivering babies!
He googled me, called my residency program coordinator, and then we talked on the phone as colleagues for almost 40 min. #obgyntwitter
Kathleen I mailed a picture of me delivering twins to the OBGYN who delivered me 26 years ago and said hey, a baby you delivered is now delivering babies! He googled me, called my residency program coordinator, and then we talked on the phone as colleagues for almost 40 min. #obgyntwitter
\CT: A WOMAN'S BREASTS ARE EWER THE EXACTI SAME SIZE'
ANOTHER FACT: FACE IS)
BURIED IN THEM! WHO FUCKING CARES
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
4 may
\CT: A WOMAN'S BREASTS ARE EWER THE EXACTI SAME SIZE' ANOTHER FACT: FACE IS) BURIED IN THEM! WHO FUCKING CARES
TO CATCH THE SOU YOU MUST BECOME THE SQUIRREL
TO CATCH THE SOU YOU MUST BECOME THE SQUIRREL