• CARRY A GUN AT THE MALL,
CARRY A GUN PLAYING BALL
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I WILL CARRY A GUN HERE AND THERE,
WILL CARRY A EVERYWHERE!
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    • It's scary and sad times when even Dr Seuss has to rhyme about him carrying a weapon wherever he goes... In the park while playing ball, even in a bathroom stall, when he's walking with his wife, f*** with her, he'll take your life. At the beach, or at the zoo you mess with him, he will get you! 😳
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    • Oh! 🙀 This one's gonna offend the democrats! Let's celebrate! 🍾
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    • My favorite was green eggs and ham
      taniaye 5 mar
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    • Some men don't need a gun to prove their masculinity!
      rodmitch 6 mar
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    • What I hear? I'm so terrified of going through my life that I have to make sure I can endanger everybody I see every day. It really is quite sad.
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    • Uep, mine goes wherever I go
      donbeca 5 mar
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    • You got a small pecker... so sad.
      DanMaher 5 mar
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    • If you carry a gun playing ball your an idiot
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    • HELL YEAH!
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    • That's right
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    • IF YOU CARRY BE PREPARED TO USE IT IF YOU PULL IT OUT
      Nino45 5 mar
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    • Yes I do !!!
      cdenny 5 mar
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    • I wanna read this version!
      masterlu 5 mar
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    • That's cool just don't carry a gun around anyone with Asian faces or you'll be cancelled
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    • Stupid
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    • I don't need to carry my gun everywhere but these hands go everywhere I go..u come to my house I will blast your head off though
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    • Yeah I can understand how it only takes a little bit of people to get it canceled and we only hear about it after it's already been done
      Yankster 6 mar
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    • That's good!!
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    • O judist priest is that another awesome book the doctor wrote that is not for sale no mo?? Crazy how shit can change by a couple whiny fucks that don't enjoy good ready or a good way to disguise your French fries
      zach1984 5 mar
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    • Awwwwww!!!!!!! I'm telling
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    • Definition of american
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    • Bull that they cancelled dr suess
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    • America
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    • You’re a pussy
      maryd 6 mar
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    • Not in my house! My home is a NO GUNS zone!
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    • Yep
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    • Open carry!
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    • I carry multiple weapons every where I go, they are attached to my arms and can be formed in many fashions depending on the situation. If you come within arms reach threatening me It doesn't matter if you have a gun a knife or any other weapon. For no weapon formed against me shall prosper.
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    • The guns unlocked and loaded around the house. It was not funny when my young son found one and pointed at me.
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    • Guys with big guns (or any gun) must be deficient in other ways. I fear gun owners more than anyone. My ex had dozens of guns and I hated it. He also kept
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    • You cannot stop me here or there...you cannot stop me anywhere!!
      NOID 21 may
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    • Very stupid. Wild West didn’t work so it wouldn’t work today. But the gun toters need a reason to carry a gun. They’ve even stretch the second amendment to suit their stupidity.
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    • Good luck at the bank
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    • ..Because you're a pussy, choosing to live in fear.
      JoeSisler 15 may
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    • Because you alone are a scared little soul....
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    • It's like American Express, I don't leave home without it! 😎😊
      Harley107 27 apr
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    • You need a gun to feel safe. Thats cute. I'm just a real man and don't need one on me. I use guns for fun.
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    • Texans be like
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    • At the top it says Ben Dover. Guy started working at bar I worked at and I was introduced to him as Ben.i stated please don't telle your l
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    • Why
      Cubspen 7 mar
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    • Yeah baby
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    • They best 1 i've seen thus far? Got more than 1 for your asses you know who you be?
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    • Dr. Suess is gangsta!!!
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    • Love it
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    • Americans be like
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    • I am laughing so hard right now!!! TY
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    • ~~me 'an Newt have gun play'n ball.. We shoot wiffle ball out'a 'tater gun 'an see who shoot thru 'th holes.. ~we purdy good--60 rounds-3 balls--still got all 3 balls. ~--...
      chknleg 6 mar
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