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Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you
- Princess Diana
mandeeh mandeeh
16 jun
Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you - Princess Diana
THE PURPOSE OF THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION Is
LIMIT THE POWER
OF THE
NOT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
gusto1011 gusto1011
24 mar
THE PURPOSE OF THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION Is LIMIT THE POWER OF THE NOT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
think I'm having a Midlife crisis
might die at 48
think I'm having a Midlife crisis might die at 48
Letting my Husband think we dropped the baby in the SNOW
"Ungrateful people complain about the one thing you haven't done for them instead of being thankful for the thousands of things you have done for them."
"Ungrateful people complain about the one thing you haven't done for them instead of being thankful for the thousands of things you have done for them."
Today an elephant decided to have a drink at my swimming pool
WELL, IT'S NOT DING TO THROILITCELE
WELL, IT'S NOT DING TO THROILITCELE
Like Morgan freeman said. Black history month needs to go away. He even asked the reporter how would you like it if we dedicate one month out of the year as white history month ? He said American history is our history. So I'll ask you to stop calling me a black man and I'll stop calling you a white man. The issue with race only Exists because we talk about it. Let it go and die in the past so we can build a future where we aren't black/ white. We are fellow humans. Smart
man
gusto1011 gusto1011
24 mar
Like Morgan freeman said. Black history month needs to go away. He even asked the reporter how would you like it if we dedicate one month out of the year as white history month ? He said American history is our history. So I'll ask you to stop calling me a black man and I'll stop calling you a white man. The issue with race only Exists because we talk about it. Let it go and die in the past so we can build a future where we aren't black/ white. We are fellow humans. Smart man
Love her.
Aic 70 years old, I could give my younger self one piece of advice, it would be to use the words
fuck off' much more frequently.
\ Helen Mirren
Love her. Aic 70 years old, I could give my younger self one piece of advice, it would be to use the words fuck off' much more frequently. \ Helen Mirren
-control is strength. Right thought is mastery.
Calmness iS power."
~James Allen
@positivemindsetdaily
PMD
-control is strength. Right thought is mastery. Calmness iS power." ~James Allen @positivemindsetdaily PMD
I fixed pigeon's wing so he went to fetch his girlfriend and now they live at my house
I fixed pigeon's wing so he went to fetch his girlfriend and now they live at my house
Does she like me?
Or is she selling something?
Does she like me? Or is she selling something?
"And that's how the fight started your honour"
"And that's how the fight started your honour"
MEDICAL FACT: IF A WOMAN DRINKS TWO GLASSES OF WINE A DAY, IT INCREASES THE CHANCE OF A STROKE
IF YOU LET HER FINISH THE BOTTLE.
SHE'LL PROBABLY SUCK IT AS WELL.
Rikkeej Rikkeej
6 jun
MEDICAL FACT: IF A WOMAN DRINKS TWO GLASSES OF WINE A DAY, IT INCREASES THE CHANCE OF A STROKE IF YOU LET HER FINISH THE BOTTLE. SHE'LL PROBABLY SUCK IT AS WELL.
He died last fry day. Thank God he wasn't beaten. Don't worry, he went over easy. He's now on the sunny side. He's definitely in a better plate.
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
21 mar
He died last fry day. Thank God he wasn't beaten. Don't worry, he went over easy. He's now on the sunny side. He's definitely in a better plate.
Shawty daring her man to turn his neck even half a degree
wt Professor Barclay a Mber tBarclay69
Look at his face he knows he's fucked just from thinkina about it
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
6 mar
Shawty daring her man to turn his neck even half a degree wt Professor Barclay a Mber tBarclay69 Look at his face he knows he's fucked just from thinkina about it
IT SEEMS THAT MARY HAS A REAL DARK SENSE OF HUMOR.
MARY'S SAVAGE
IT SEEMS THAT MARY HAS A REAL DARK SENSE OF HUMOR. MARY'S SAVAGE
She was so gentle@
Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf.
- AMERICAN INDIAN PROVERBS
kennek kennek
13 mar
Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf. - AMERICAN INDIAN PROVERBS
Not my house not my rules...
Not my house not my responsibility
Catscats Catscats
8 mar
Not my house not my rules... Not my house not my responsibility
YESTERDAY TOLD MY WIFE HER SOUP TASTED LIKE SHIT
TODAY IT TASTES MUCH BETTER
mack10 mack10
17 jun
YESTERDAY TOLD MY WIFE HER SOUP TASTED LIKE SHIT TODAY IT TASTES MUCH BETTER