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This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness,
NO WE WONTI
This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness, NO WE WONTI
AMERICA, Love her or leave her!
GeorgeTGlenn GeorgeTGlenn
8 jun
AMERICA, Love her or leave her!
One of the truest signs of maturity is the ability to disagree with someone while still remaining respectful.
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
15 mar
One of the truest signs of maturity is the ability to disagree with someone while still remaining respectful.
When the insurance company wants a diagram of the accident
overratedClean overratedClean
19 mar
When the insurance company wants a diagram of the accident
She donated 30 inches of her hair to make wigs for children with cancer.
matthaugan
Now some poor kid has to be a ginger on top of having cancer.
70sguy 70sguy
15 jun
She donated 30 inches of her hair to make wigs for children with cancer. matthaugan Now some poor kid has to be a ginger on top of having cancer.
When you finally
Wi nature
When you finally Wi nature
SOMETIMES YA GOTTA DRINK SOME COFFEE, PUT ON SOME ROCK
SOMETIMES YA GOTTA DRINK SOME COFFEE, PUT ON SOME ROCK
If you listen carefully enough, someone will tell you exactly the kind of person they are.
Sit back, and listen.
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
16 mar
If you listen carefully enough, someone will tell you exactly the kind of person they are. Sit back, and listen.
MORNIN' Y'ALL!
GOT COFFEE?
MORNIN' Y'ALL! GOT COFFEE?
verytime my dad goes anywhere,
Bagel sits in his recliner, sad af, waiting for him to come back. Why is he so dramatic?
verytime my dad goes anywhere, Bagel sits in his recliner, sad af, waiting for him to come back. Why is he so dramatic?
Imagine breaking into my house and hearing honk honk before getting smoked
70sguy 70sguy
25 mar
Imagine breaking into my house and hearing honk honk before getting smoked
Me knowing that all my bills are overdue,no relationship,on my last write up at work,no sex,no diet and $14.32 on my debit card
mack10 mack10
27 jun
Me knowing that all my bills are overdue,no relationship,on my last write up at work,no sex,no diet and $14.32 on my debit card
THE KEY IS BOOBS.
IF HE IS SAD: SHOW HIM THE BOOBS.
HAPPY: SHOW THE BOOBS.
ANGRY: BOOBS AGAIN.
BOOBS ARE MAGIC.
JennyGoff
8 mar
THE KEY IS BOOBS. IF HE IS SAD: SHOW HIM THE BOOBS. HAPPY: SHOW THE BOOBS. ANGRY: BOOBS AGAIN. BOOBS ARE MAGIC.
THE FIRST, TIME SHOW, I EVER DID STAND-UP TEACHER WAS IN LIKE, THE I'M HIGH SCHOOL TALENT SHOW, MY TEACHER WAS LIKE, "I'M GONNA'SEE
YOU ON THE TONIGHT SHOW ONE DAY." SO I FLEW HIM OUT.
THE FIRST, TIME SHOW, I EVER DID STAND-UP TEACHER WAS IN LIKE, THE I'M HIGH SCHOOL TALENT SHOW, MY TEACHER WAS LIKE, "I'M GONNA'SEE YOU ON THE TONIGHT SHOW ONE DAY." SO I FLEW HIM OUT.
Big girls ain't scared of nothing but this chair
PeytonJackman PeytonJackman
17 mar
Big girls ain't scared of nothing but this chair
The cooks at McDonald's
assembling the burgers:
70sguy 70sguy
20 mar
The cooks at McDonald's assembling the burgers:
I When you hear your mom say your full name
I When you hear your mom say your full name
hired a handyman and gave him a list.
When got back he had only done #'s 1, 3
& 5.
Turns out he only did odd jobs.
hired a handyman and gave him a list. When got back he had only done #'s 1, 3 & 5. Turns out he only did odd jobs.
AS KIDS WE COULDN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS TRUCK COMING UP THE STREET.
AS ADULTS THINGS CHANGE AND THINGS STAY THE SAME!
AS KIDS WE COULDN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS TRUCK COMING UP THE STREET. AS ADULTS THINGS CHANGE AND THINGS STAY THE SAME!
this is the last thing you see after you talk shit about garfield
this is the last thing you see after you talk shit about garfield