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Chris
@chris
I got a random FaceTime call just now.
Answered. IT WAS A BABY. He was playing on his mom's phone and was typing numbers and CALLED ME. Made my night honestlv
Chris @chris I got a random FaceTime call just now. Answered. IT WAS A BABY. He was playing on his mom's phone and was typing numbers and CALLED ME. Made my night honestlv
A Jessie
@mommajessiec
[COMMERCIAL ON TV]
Me, as a kid: Hey, I have that toy!
Me, as an adult: Hey, I'm on that medication.
A Jessie @mommajessiec [COMMERCIAL ON TV] Me, as a kid: Hey, I have that toy! Me, as an adult: Hey, I'm on that medication.
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE AN OLD T.V
THEY NEED TOBESLAPPED A FEW TIMES TO GET THE PICTURE
CharElliott CharElliott
10 mar
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE AN OLD T.V THEY NEED TOBESLAPPED A FEW TIMES TO GET THE PICTURE
No matter how old you both get, never stop holding hands, never stop dancing, and never stop saying, "I LOVE YOU."
No matter how old you both get, never stop holding hands, never stop dancing, and never stop saying, "I LOVE YOU."
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What the fuck are they putt in
Starbucks?!
Azz_PURE Azz_PURE
22 mar
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women are incredible
women are incredible
You're an ambulance.
You're an ambulance.
LOWE SARCASM
IT'S LIKE PUNCHING PEOPLE IN THE FACE..BUT WITH WORDS
LOWE SARCASM IT'S LIKE PUNCHING PEOPLE IN THE FACE..BUT WITH WORDS
I WATCHED A DOG CHASE ITS TAIL THINKING DOGS ARE EASILY AMUSED
a,
THEN REALIZED WAS WATCHING NDOG CHASEITS TAIL.
wackygroups90s wackygroups90s
5 jun
I WATCHED A DOG CHASE ITS TAIL THINKING DOGS ARE EASILY AMUSED a, THEN REALIZED WAS WATCHING NDOG CHASEITS TAIL.
This The Only
Generation Know
That Start Wearing
Wigs At 15
HumbleLyon HumbleLyon
11 mar
This The Only Generation Know That Start Wearing Wigs At 15
DID YOU KNOW?
@healthtips.247
When feeling depressed, do some cleaning.
Studies show that Straightening out the physical aspects of your life can also bring clarity to the mental ones.
Tirojoza Tirojoza
15 mar
DID YOU KNOW? @healthtips.247 When feeling depressed, do some cleaning. Studies show that Straightening out the physical aspects of your life can also bring clarity to the mental ones.
Go ahead.. guess who
BoogeyMann BoogeyMann
23 may
Go ahead.. guess who
WHEN I'M DRIVING ALONE, I LIKE TO TURN UP THE MUSIC REALLY LOUD LIKE A BADASS...
UNTIL GET LOST, THEN I TURN OFF THE MUSIC SO I CAN SEE BETTER.
WHEN I'M DRIVING ALONE, I LIKE TO TURN UP THE MUSIC REALLY LOUD LIKE A BADASS... UNTIL GET LOST, THEN I TURN OFF THE MUSIC SO I CAN SEE BETTER.
Boss: "Doing it that way won't work"
Me after it works:
Jacobwingum53 Jacobwingum53
24 jun
Boss: "Doing it that way won't work" Me after it works:
NYC beekeepers their bees making red honey, which led to an investigation that ultimately exposed the city's largest marijuana farm in the basement of a Brooklyn cherry factory.
taniaye taniaye
18 mar
NYC beekeepers their bees making red honey, which led to an investigation that ultimately exposed the city's largest marijuana farm in the basement of a Brooklyn cherry factory.
THE FIRST, TIME SHOW, I EVER DID STAND-UP TEACHER WAS IN LIKE, THE I'M HIGH SCHOOL TALENT SHOW, MY TEACHER WAS LIKE, "I'M GONNA'SEE
YOU ON THE TONIGHT SHOW ONE DAY." SO I FLEW HIM OUT.
THE FIRST, TIME SHOW, I EVER DID STAND-UP TEACHER WAS IN LIKE, THE I'M HIGH SCHOOL TALENT SHOW, MY TEACHER WAS LIKE, "I'M GONNA'SEE YOU ON THE TONIGHT SHOW ONE DAY." SO I FLEW HIM OUT.
When you are about to go out with the boys so your girl beats ya off to make sure you have no energy to chase hoes
AriesL AriesL
7 may
When you are about to go out with the boys so your girl beats ya off to make sure you have no energy to chase hoes
ape.
This can 'tbe, the'same. 95; degrees
used to rtin around oitside IDES kid.
ape. This can 'tbe, the'same. 95; degrees used to rtin around oitside IDES kid.
THEY TELL ME DRINKING ISN'T ATTRACTIVE.
My Smudge Cat Memes JTE
WELL, UM NOT TRYING TO BE ATTRACTIVE, I'M TRYING TO BE DRUNK.
PicRec PicRec
11 mar
THEY TELL ME DRINKING ISN'T ATTRACTIVE. My Smudge Cat Memes JTE WELL, UM NOT TRYING TO BE ATTRACTIVE, I'M TRYING TO BE DRUNK.
@UberFacts
Dolphins can recognize each other and "talk" over the phone using distinct calls.
berfacts
@UberFacts Dolphins can recognize each other and "talk" over the phone using distinct calls. berfacts
HERE'S TO ALL THE PEOPLE
THAT DEAL WITH MORONS ON A REGULAR BASIS
LukeEller LukeEller
18 mar
HERE'S TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT DEAL WITH MORONS ON A REGULAR BASIS