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Me in my
not easy being old.
Me in my not easy being old.
I'm too old to worry about who likes me and who
dislikes me,
I have more important things to do. If you love me, I love you. If you support me, I support you. If you
Hate me, I don't care. Life goes on with or you.
ESSONS
ESSONS TAUG)
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txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
8 mar
I'm too old to worry about who likes me and who dislikes me, I have more important things to do. If you love me, I love you. If you support me, I support you. If you Hate me, I don't care. Life goes on with or you. ESSONS ESSONS TAUG) Che by
I wanted a cat, wife wanted a cow, so we got this
I wanted a cat, wife wanted a cow, so we got this
Lord, please give me patience, because if you give me strength 'll need bail money too.
Mariwanna Mariwanna
8 mar
Lord, please give me patience, because if you give me strength 'll need bail money too.
am at the age where my mind still thinks am 29, my sense of humour suggests I'm 12 and my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
Anyone else reached this point in their life yet ?
surrealGroups2 surrealGroups2
3 may
am at the age where my mind still thinks am 29, my sense of humour suggests I'm 12 and my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet. Anyone else reached this point in their life yet ?
Thought it was a midget with a fat ass
TeeRob TeeRob
10 mar
Thought it was a midget with a fat ass
"these are your best years, you're young and full of energy"
me after lunch:
"these are your best years, you're young and full of energy" me after lunch:
I'm this old
I'm this old
One of my biggest faults
is that when I ask someone their name,
I forget to listen to what their name ts.
One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name ts.
ULTIMATE JOKERS QUOTES
NOT EVERY MAN IS AFTER SEX NOT EVERY WOMEN IS AFTER MONEY SOME JUST NEED PEACE OF MIND AND TRUE LOVE
Chrissy20us Chrissy20us
16 mar
ULTIMATE JOKERS QUOTES NOT EVERY MAN IS AFTER SEX NOT EVERY WOMEN IS AFTER MONEY SOME JUST NEED PEACE OF MIND AND TRUE LOVE
6600 languages in the world and
you decide you wanna talk shit
diablo1 diablo1
13 mar
6600 languages in the world and you decide you wanna talk shit
Poor sportsmanship!
Getting oral sex from an ugly person is like bungee jumping, you know it's gonna be fun but for fuck sakes don't look down
Sessoms
8 mar
Getting oral sex from an ugly person is like bungee jumping, you know it's gonna be fun but for fuck sakes don't look down
Person: "you can't watch 9 years worth of television in
2 weeks"
Me:
- YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HIGH CAN FLY.
Person: "you can't watch 9 years worth of television in 2 weeks" Me: - YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HIGH CAN FLY.
Salute to this Genius !
laurieteekah laurieteekah
26 feb
Salute to this Genius !
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Wisdom
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(OO)
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. Wisdom Quotes (OO)
many people would be scared if they saw in the mirror not their faces but their character .
many people would be scared if they saw in the mirror not their faces but their character .
Him: What are you doing?
Her: Taking bath.
me a picture!
TeeRob TeeRob
7 mar
Him: What are you doing? Her: Taking bath. me a picture!
THAT BITE YOUR LIP BECAUSE HES DOING JUST RIGHT
NIGHT TIME MEDICINE
JennyGoff
14 mar
THAT BITE YOUR LIP BECAUSE HES DOING JUST RIGHT NIGHT TIME MEDICINE