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Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese, and there are five
people in my family, so it must be one of them.
It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's
Colin.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese, and there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
WELL, THEY WeRE OBVIOUSLY MARRIED.
WELL, THEY WeRE OBVIOUSLY MARRIED.
You know what? Fuck you
Break action 12 ge votir
You know what? Fuck you Break action 12 ge votir
In 1917 Ernie Shore once threw a
"Perfect Game" with 27 straight outs without allowing a baserunner, but is only credited with a combined no hitter because he pitched in relief of the starter Babe Ruth who was ejected after walking the first batter and punching the umpire
In 1917 Ernie Shore once threw a "Perfect Game" with 27 straight outs without allowing a baserunner, but is only credited with a combined no hitter because he pitched in relief of the starter Babe Ruth who was ejected after walking the first batter and punching the umpire
Did you fix that horrible pose?
= Sure did, we removed the Cardi,
B-CD and replaced itwith Led Zeppelib
MitaNguyen MitaNguyen
19d
Did you fix that horrible pose? = Sure did, we removed the Cardi, B-CD and replaced itwith Led Zeppelib
Who else loves roads covered with trees like this?
sav0ryc0untryv8 sav0ryc0untryv8
16 mar
Who else loves roads covered with trees like this?
THE ORIGINAL SUPERMAN AND LOIS LANE! WHO REMEMBERS???
THE ORIGINAL SUPERMAN AND LOIS LANE! WHO REMEMBERS???
FARMHOUSE W WRAP AROUND PORCH
VAY OR NAY
sav0ryc0untryv8 sav0ryc0untryv8
10 mar
FARMHOUSE W WRAP AROUND PORCH VAY OR NAY
DID YOU KNOW?
@healthtips.247
When feeling depressed, do some cleaning.
Studies show that Straightening out the physical aspects of your life can also bring clarity to the mental ones.
Tirojoza Tirojoza
15 mar
DID YOU KNOW? @healthtips.247 When feeling depressed, do some cleaning. Studies show that Straightening out the physical aspects of your life can also bring clarity to the mental ones.
We're not working out today, Mom
WHO ELSE IS READY FOR SUNSETS,
BONFIRES AND WARM WEATHER?
WHO ELSE IS READY FOR SUNSETS, BONFIRES AND WARM WEATHER?
Things that made my toddler cry this week:
- I wouldn't let the dog drive him to daycare
- the bath was "too wet"
he wanted syrup for breakfast... .just syrup
- his sister "keeps looking at him"
- he wants shoes like his friend
Jacob (there is no Jacob)
How about your kid?
Things that made my toddler cry this week: - I wouldn't let the dog drive him to daycare - the bath was "too wet" he wanted syrup for breakfast... .just syrup - his sister "keeps looking at him" - he wants shoes like his friend Jacob (there is no Jacob) How about your kid?
Prince Harry is protecting his wife the way he wishes someone protected his mother.
Prince Harry is protecting his wife the way he wishes someone protected his mother.
Me: I hit an animal and my car is totalled. Am I covered?
Insurance: Yes. What did you hit?
Me: A fish.
Me: I hit an animal and my car is totalled. Am I covered? Insurance: Yes. What did you hit? Me: A fish.
Hugh Jackman decided against taking dance lessons when he was 11 years old because his older brother had said that "dancing's for sissies!" Years later, his brother
apologized and encouraged him to pursue his passion.
Jackman signed up for classes the next day and went on to win a Tony Award for Best Actor in a Musical.
Hugh Jackman decided against taking dance lessons when he was 11 years old because his older brother had said that "dancing's for sissies!" Years later, his brother apologized and encouraged him to pursue his passion. Jackman signed up for classes the next day and went on to win a Tony Award for Best Actor in a Musical.
When the day arrives that there are no more tomorrows for me,
I want my children to know and never forget that they were, are, and always will be deeply loved by me.
heavensoul
When the day arrives that there are no more tomorrows for me, I want my children to know and never forget that they were, are, and always will be deeply loved by me. heavensoul
it's all here
i trust you rought the 'nip
it's all here i trust you rought the 'nip
emily
if you're not dating to marry, then
you're dating for heartbreak. let that sink in
, Meredith Jacqueline
Ythemeredith
i'm dating to get my vagina licked, emily
nikkilee nikkilee
11 mar
emily if you're not dating to marry, then you're dating for heartbreak. let that sink in , Meredith Jacqueline Ythemeredith i'm dating to get my vagina licked, emily
Women get shamed for sex.
For liking sex. For not liking sex.
For having too much or too little sex.
For having kids. For not having kids.
For aborting cells that might turn into kids.
For having kids too young.
For having kids too old.
None For of us having are alike kids too old. LET US
neither are our preferences. BE
-UNKNOWN I I'TheMindsJournal
Women get shamed for sex. For liking sex. For not liking sex. For having too much or too little sex. For having kids. For not having kids. For aborting cells that might turn into kids. For having kids too young. For having kids too old. None For of us having are alike kids too old. LET US neither are our preferences. BE -UNKNOWN I I'TheMindsJournal
THE EFACE. WE WHEN WE
KNOW THEY'RE LYIN
BUT WE LISTEN ANYWAY
JennyGoff
6 mar
THE EFACE. WE WHEN WE KNOW THEY'RE LYIN BUT WE LISTEN ANYWAY
I WAS NO LONGER ABLE TO FIND OUT WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS AND MY CAT DECIDED TO HELP ME
I WAS NO LONGER ABLE TO FIND OUT WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS AND MY CAT DECIDED TO HELP ME