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Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill.
It's a little fit bunny.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill. It's a little fit bunny.
DID YOU KNOW THAT KEEPING A CHILD AWAY FROM THE OTHER PARENT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN YOU IS A FORM OF CHILD ABUSE
lettuceYour lettuceYour
20 mar
DID YOU KNOW THAT KEEPING A CHILD AWAY FROM THE OTHER PARENT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN YOU IS A FORM OF CHILD ABUSE
Who else grew up in a home where you ate what yo
Momma cooked or you didn't eat at all!
mm,
just_4jokes_memes just_4jokes_memes
11 mar
Who else grew up in a home where you ate what yo Momma cooked or you didn't eat at all! mm,
Prince Harry is protecting his wife the way he wishes someone protected his mother.
Prince Harry is protecting his wife the way he wishes someone protected his mother.
SAW A MOUSE IN THE KITCHEN THIS BIG
Let's get the hell outta here
kingash72 kingash72
18 mar
SAW A MOUSE IN THE KITCHEN THIS BIG Let's get the hell outta here
Ancient skull found on archaeological dig is proof of our alien origins
JimmyCompton JimmyCompton
14 mar
Ancient skull found on archaeological dig is proof of our alien origins
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"Before you play bad with me, remember that my mouth has no feelings when I'm mad"
Pisces - Aquarius - Cancer
Taurus - Gemini - Capricorn
Sagittarius
LisaBruce LisaBruce
12 mar
he "Before you play bad with me, remember that my mouth has no feelings when I'm mad" Pisces - Aquarius - Cancer Taurus - Gemini - Capricorn Sagittarius
Happy St.
Patrick's
Day!!!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!
This is why you should not wrap your food in newspapers.
This is why you should not wrap your food in newspapers.
JUST BE YOU, AND IF PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT,
, WELL, FUCK THEM.
ClayClark
11 mar
JUST BE YOU, AND IF PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT, , WELL, FUCK THEM.
When you fart in a store aisle and walk away listening to the screams of your victims.
When you fart in a store aisle and walk away listening to the screams of your victims.
How men wake up in the morning.
Brain: "ah fuck"
Body: "please dont get up"
Dick: "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"
JennyGoff
25 mar
How men wake up in the morning. Brain: "ah fuck" Body: "please dont get up" Dick: "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"
How to start world peace
How to start world peace
And just like that I'm banned from the dinosaur exhibit...
22toomany 22toomany
22 apr
And just like that I'm banned from the dinosaur exhibit...
When you're horny and ready to try out all those positions you saw on porn but you can't because your boyfriend is lame asf and has a short
When you're horny and ready to try out all those positions you saw on porn but you can't because your boyfriend is lame asf and has a short
Bit
It's funny, men Are always looking, for a good woman,,-but when they find one, they fuck her over. And they wonder why we are all crazy.
Chrissy20us Chrissy20us
11 mar
Bit It's funny, men Are always looking, for a good woman,,-but when they find one, they fuck her over. And they wonder why we are all crazy.
lolding her halo for her as she snorts a line off your dick
okyleoneill okyleoneill
13 mar
lolding her halo for her as she snorts a line off your dick
Hello, can you come and help us?
We left the keys in our car!
Andrew4041 Andrew4041
18 mar
Hello, can you come and help us? We left the keys in our car!
70sguy 70sguy
21 mar
Posted by Sane i.im... SO 10 A termite road (above) and an ants toad (below) both protected by a row of their soldiers in a confrontation without fighting
Never use guy to forget another.
Use two or three.
LisaBruce LisaBruce
20 mar
Never use guy to forget another. Use two or three.
swiss_toptalent swiss_toptalent
17 mar
*Me and my friend in engineering class* My mom: They're probably just goofing off What we're actually doing: