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Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes
Me: I wish for a world without lawyers
Genie: Done, you have no more wishes
Me: But you said 3
Genie: Sue me.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes Me: I wish for a world without lawyers Genie: Done, you have no more wishes Me: But you said 3 Genie: Sue me.
Koko the gorilla loved Mister Rogers Neighborhood, and when Rogers took a trip to meet her, she not only embraced the television icon, but followed standard protocol based on what shed seen on the show: she took his shoes off.
mental flasc
Koko the gorilla loved Mister Rogers Neighborhood, and when Rogers took a trip to meet her, she not only embraced the television icon, but followed standard protocol based on what shed seen on the show: she took his shoes off. mental flasc
ITS NOT JUST THAT CARE ABOUT MY RIGHT TO OWN A GUN AND PROTECT MY FAMILY
IT'S ALSO THAT I QUESTION YOUR MOTIVATION FOR TRYING TO STOP ME FROM BEING ABLE TO DO IT
gusto1011 gusto1011
24 mar
ITS NOT JUST THAT CARE ABOUT MY RIGHT TO OWN A GUN AND PROTECT MY FAMILY IT'S ALSO THAT I QUESTION YOUR MOTIVATION FOR TRYING TO STOP ME FROM BEING ABLE TO DO IT
CDC (2021): 11-
We have done /o million shots to date.
ME (DURING QUARANTINE]: same
com
puppy35
12 mar
CDC (2021): 11- We have done /o million shots to date. ME (DURING QUARANTINE]: same com
can't wait to get to the part of my life where wearing suspenders with sweat pants is completely okay
Jester13 Jester13
8 mar
can't wait to get to the part of my life where wearing suspenders with sweat pants is completely okay
If you are having a bad day, remember that these 2 guys unloaded six thousand bricks at
If you are having a bad day, remember that these 2 guys unloaded six thousand bricks at
"How to prevent pregnancy"
Use
control
irechek
10 mar
"How to prevent pregnancy" Use control
When your mom looks calm in public, hut she has a secret death grip on your arm...
When your mom looks calm in public, hut she has a secret death grip on your arm...
I might look calm but in my head
I have punched you in the face three times...
I might look calm but in my head I have punched you in the face three times...
YOU THREW IT
ESE,
YOU FETCH
mealy_animal mealy_animal
12 mar
YOU THREW IT ESE, YOU FETCH
THIS IS WHAT OLD FOLKS CALL SNAP CHAT
LynnGonder LynnGonder
14 mar
THIS IS WHAT OLD FOLKS CALL SNAP CHAT
How to store your cats
How to store your cats
If you listen carefully enough, someone will tell you exactly the kind of person they are.
Sit back, and listen.
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
16 mar
If you listen carefully enough, someone will tell you exactly the kind of person they are. Sit back, and listen.
That's the only time I wear mask@
TedVinceGal TedVinceGal
13 mar
That's the only time I wear mask@
Bit
It's funny, men Are always looking, for a good woman,,-but when they find one, they fuck her over. And they wonder why we are all crazy.
Chrissy20us Chrissy20us
11 mar
Bit It's funny, men Are always looking, for a good woman,,-but when they find one, they fuck her over. And they wonder why we are all crazy.
What is the difference between
like you,
love you.Buddha answered
"When u like a flower, just pluck it. But when u love a flower, u water it daily..!
One who understand this , understands life .
WOLVERINE
18 mar
What is the difference between like you, love you.Buddha answered "When u like a flower, just pluck it. But when u love a flower, u water it daily..! One who understand this , understands life .
My wife and went out to dinner and left our oldest daughter to look after our youngest. We got home late and found them like this.
mommysupreme mommysupreme
15 mar
My wife and went out to dinner and left our oldest daughter to look after our youngest. We got home late and found them like this.
Me thinking about how the human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single one of them
Me thinking about how the human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single one of them
When we'd ask Mom what time is it, her reply....
"Half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls"
(Anyone else hear that?)
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
9 mar
When we'd ask Mom what time is it, her reply.... "Half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls" (Anyone else hear that?)
What in the world?! Made you look!
jokegroupbyWTlist jokegroupbyWTlist
15 mar
What in the world?! Made you look!