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Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website
think I should start uploading my bills.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website think I should start uploading my bills.
Life Hack:
Rent the same type of car that you own and switch the tires.
Best $39.95 I ever spent.
Life Hack: Rent the same type of car that you own and switch the tires. Best $39.95 I ever spent.
me listening to u abt ur day
staid_memezar staid_memezar
18 mar
me listening to u abt ur day
wy Shorty
"Punch it bro, the lights gray."
70sguy 70sguy
20 mar
wy Shorty "Punch it bro, the lights gray."
What Will Come
Out of My Ass?
Betteboop65 Betteboop65
21 mar
What Will Come Out of My Ass?
THE FIRST STEP TO RECOVERY
IS ADMITTING YOU'RE A DUMBASS
DocKilgore DocKilgore
18 may
THE FIRST STEP TO RECOVERY IS ADMITTING YOU'RE A DUMBASS
agirl complimenting
me wondering me
who could've dared her to say that
Rikkeej Rikkeej
11 mar
agirl complimenting me wondering me who could've dared her to say that
When your kids are acting like wild animals before bed
and you've had enough
gr0upssmush gr0upssmush
16 mar
When your kids are acting like wild animals before bed and you've had enough
Greeutenne comes To
Ar. THE, RIGHT TIME.
MENT ANS
N2UST Th +Rocess
Greeutenne comes To Ar. THE, RIGHT TIME. MENT ANS N2UST Th +Rocess
Tupperware after you
put spaghetti in it
Tupperware after you put spaghetti in it
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"IF YOU ARE DEPRESSED,
YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PAST. IF YOU ARE ANXIOUS,
YOU ARE LIVING IN THE FUTURE. IF YOU ARE AT PEACE, YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PRESENT."
-LAO TZu-
"IF YOU ARE DEPRESSED, YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PAST. IF YOU ARE ANXIOUS, YOU ARE LIVING IN THE FUTURE. IF YOU ARE AT PEACE, YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PRESENT." -LAO TZu-
WHEN YOUR KID ASKS WHY YOU GOT AN APPLE WATCH ON YOUR ANKLE
Kitana8586 Kitana8586
15 may
WHEN YOUR KID ASKS WHY YOU GOT AN APPLE WATCH ON YOUR ANKLE
SOME OF THE BEST MOMENTS IN LIFE ARE THE ONES YOU CANT TELL ANYONE ABOUT,
Mariwanna Mariwanna
8 mar
SOME OF THE BEST MOMENTS IN LIFE ARE THE ONES YOU CANT TELL ANYONE ABOUT,
"How was your year
Me:
"How was your year Me:
DUMBING DOWN SOCIETY
- ~
thats one f but, i don't hats one of
the symptoms
have any symptoms
DUMBING DOWN SOCIETY - ~ thats one f but, i don't hats one of the symptoms have any symptoms
you thints
How much actually love you.
you thints How much actually love you.
When someone asks why
don't wear a mask.
99.9%
like survival breathing rate.
oxygen.
I don't believe lieve
hoaxes.
When someone asks why don't wear a mask. 99.9% like survival breathing rate. oxygen. I don't believe lieve hoaxes.
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Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.
I was like well damn.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water. I was like well damn.
I saw this thing on facebook today that said "you may not want to exist right now, but someone is happy that you do." and that speaks volumes. you are worthy, you are never worthless. and if you are feeling that way reach out. our minds are a dangerous place.
I saw this thing on facebook today that said "you may not want to exist right now, but someone is happy that you do." and that speaks volumes. you are worthy, you are never worthless. and if you are feeling that way reach out. our minds are a dangerous place.