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Dads: If I have a daughter, I'm not playing dress up
Dads after having daughter:
ShaunJon420 ShaunJon420
14 jun
Dads: If I have a daughter, I'm not playing dress up Dads after having daughter:
When ur eating donuts in the middle of the night in ur underwear and you hear noise
When ur eating donuts in the middle of the night in ur underwear and you hear noise
You can't stand, sit and lie at the same tim...
You can't stand, sit and lie at the same tim...
YOUR FACE WHEN YOUR SARCASM IS SO PERFECT
THEY SERINUS
YOUR FACE WHEN YOUR SARCASM IS SO PERFECT THEY SERINUS
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
11 mar
When you're the odd one
A woman cut in front of me at the store with a box of tampons, ice cream and
wine in her cart.
I wasn't about to mess with that situation.
Redrover420GaUS Redrover420GaUS
11 mar
A woman cut in front of me at the store with a box of tampons, ice cream and wine in her cart. I wasn't about to mess with that situation.
Some of the best advice
I've been given:
"Don't take criticism from people you would never go to for advice."
Gargoyle Gargoyle
9 mar
Some of the best advice I've been given: "Don't take criticism from people you would never go to for advice."
When my teacher looks at me
While giving lectures
How I am from outside:
am focused.
am understanding everything!
How am from inside:
Please take your eyes off me.
And for God's sake, do not ask me question.
When my teacher looks at me While giving lectures How I am from outside: am focused. am understanding everything! How am from inside: Please take your eyes off me. And for God's sake, do not ask me question.
DON'T, GROW UP TOO SOON,
CAVE
OFAST
DON'T, GROW UP TOO SOON, CAVE OFAST
ASSUMING WAS LIKE MOST GIRLS WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE
Sades
lberg32819 lberg32819
8 mar
ASSUMING WAS LIKE MOST GIRLS WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE Sades
Put God first
watch
amazing things
fd
Put God first watch amazing things fd
They launched His rocket a giant dick into looked like a the sky today penis too
alb2655 alb2655
5d
They launched His rocket a giant dick into looked like a the sky today penis too
Jenna Ketter
@jenna_ketter
Ok so hear me out.......
Tinder, but for dogs in animal shelters that need adopted.
Jenna Ketter @jenna_ketter Ok so hear me out....... Tinder, but for dogs in animal shelters that need adopted.
Don't forget to set your clock on fire this Sunday. Time isn't real.
Don't forget to set your clock on fire this Sunday. Time isn't real.
pickle goblin
@cutetiapine
I rolled the cats a catnip joint and I am fucking LOSING IT
pickle goblin @cutetiapine I rolled the cats a catnip joint and I am fucking LOSING IT
Woofer and subwoofer
wa
mack10 mack10
24d
Woofer and subwoofer wa
Would you be a stay at home husband if your wife made
10 million dollars a year?
Me:
Lunch is served.
Would you be a stay at home husband if your wife made 10 million dollars a year? Me: Lunch is served.
Beautiful morning
AlixLynx AlixLynx
9 jun
Beautiful morning
When you get pulled over for speecing.....
When you get pulled over for speecing.....
When a woman says
all"
First of all" in an argument
Run away! She has prepared research, data, charts & graphs to destroy you
Sagacious_Jeff Sagacious_Jeff
18 jun
When a woman says all" First of all" in an argument Run away! She has prepared research, data, charts & graphs to destroy you
We alllave fiiai
ama trignri_
ar ne
We alllave fiiai ama trignri_ ar ne