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Dads: If I have a daughter, I'm not playing dress up
Dads after having daughter:
ShaunJon420 ShaunJon420
14 jun
Dads: If I have a daughter, I'm not playing dress up Dads after having daughter:
going to pray like mom oh
God, oh God, don't stop, oh
God, Jesus yes, oh god!
jemanigh jemanigh
23 mar
going to pray like mom oh God, oh God, don't stop, oh God, Jesus yes, oh god!
It's ok, I don't need to wear a mask,
I'm vaccinated.
It's ok, I don't need to wear a mask, I'm vaccinated.
You know what part I love about waking up?
None of it. Let me sleep.
You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep.
THAT, BLANK LOOK
WHEN YOU FORGET WHY YOU WALKED INTO ROOM.
THAT, BLANK LOOK WHEN YOU FORGET WHY YOU WALKED INTO ROOM.
I think EVERY family had this clock
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
8 mar
I think EVERY family had this clock
Let's see the easter bunny they said
Let's see the easter bunny they said
@UberFacts
Dolphins can recognize each other and "talk" over the phone using distinct calls.
berfacts
@UberFacts Dolphins can recognize each other and "talk" over the phone using distinct calls. berfacts
moistCrimeupdates moistCrimeupdates
11 mar
What will you do ths stuat on
HE STRELE BEST EVER SEEN.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
18 mar
HE STRELE BEST EVER SEEN.
@24HOURSUCCESS
When life brings the storm, stand tall knowing it will pass
id
@24HOURSUCCESS When life brings the storm, stand tall knowing it will pass id
Get in loser, we're suing my dad, my
team, & the state of California.
@youvegotnomale
I \
AS
Get in loser, we're suing my dad, my team, & the state of California. @youvegotnomale I \ AS
PRETEND LIKE PEOPLE EVERYDAY
ITS CALLED BE BEING AN ADULT AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE ALLOWED TO BUY ALCOHOL
KristinLake KristinLake
10 mar
PRETEND LIKE PEOPLE EVERYDAY ITS CALLED BE BEING AN ADULT AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE ALLOWED TO BUY ALCOHOL
JamesHelbertJr JamesHelbertJr
9 mar
Jeremiah, I have a question TikTok How can God be 3, yet 1?
This is white tiger, he may look like a model citizen, but he has an attitude problem
This is white tiger, he may look like a model citizen, but he has an attitude problem
WHY DO LEPRECHAUNS LAUGH WHEN THEY RUN?
BEGAUSE THE
TICKLES HES
CharElliott CharElliott
8 mar
WHY DO LEPRECHAUNS LAUGH WHEN THEY RUN? BEGAUSE THE TICKLES HES
*pays $80,000 in tuition*
*pays $80,000 in tuition*
Raise your hand if you ever had to read cooking directions from a package in the garbage.
Raise your hand if you ever had to read cooking directions from a package in the garbage.
Be good to people.
You will be remembered more for your kindness than any level of success you could possibly attain.
Be good to people. You will be remembered more for your kindness than any level of success you could possibly attain.
We accidentally amputated your dick.
Ma'am you need to calm down!
We accidentally amputated your dick. Ma'am you need to calm down!