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Damn, they really did escape??
kingash72 kingash72
18 mar
Damn, they really did escape??
THIS TALENTED YOUNG CHEF JUST BROKE THE GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR MOST PIES BAKED IN A DAY. GOOGLE "LEXY BANDERA MULTIPLE CREAMPIES" FOR MORE INFORMATION.
ShaneGeezer ShaneGeezer
22 apr
THIS TALENTED YOUNG CHEF JUST BROKE THE GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR MOST PIES BAKED IN A DAY. GOOGLE "LEXY BANDERA MULTIPLE CREAMPIES" FOR MORE INFORMATION.
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter.
Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
jerry1752 jerry1752
5 mar
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter. Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?" The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
WHEN THE HOME INTRUDER REALIZES YOUR ALARM IS PLAYING
"LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR"
ProudAmerican ProudAmerican
21 jun
WHEN THE HOME INTRUDER REALIZES YOUR ALARM IS PLAYING "LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR"
I'm silently judging your behaviour
I'm silently judging your behaviour
me adding "with all due respect" to a statement with zero respect
me adding "with all due respect" to a statement with zero respect
To the afterlife you go
To the afterlife you go
This tree is completely hollow but very much alive. Wow
The
Follow
This tree is completely hollow but very much alive. Wow The Follow
A GIRL ONCE TOLD ME
"IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME"
DARN YOU.
VOU HEFFER.
alb2655 alb2655
25d
A GIRL ONCE TOLD ME "IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME" DARN YOU. VOU HEFFER.
I don't want a toxic on and off love.! want someone that chooses me everyday even when I'm hard to deal with.
krista81179 krista81179
11 mar
I don't want a toxic on and off love.! want someone that chooses me everyday even when I'm hard to deal with.
Me: I hit an animal and my car is totalled. Am I covered?
Insurance: Yes. What did you hit?
Me: A fish.
Me: I hit an animal and my car is totalled. Am I covered? Insurance: Yes. What did you hit? Me: A fish.
low-key catch myself feeling bad for not calling or checking up on people. Then I realize it's a two- way Street and nobody is checking in on me either.
low-key catch myself feeling bad for not calling or checking up on people. Then I realize it's a two- way Street and nobody is checking in on me either.
Thought it was a midget with a fat ass
TeeRob TeeRob
10 mar
Thought it was a midget with a fat ass
Life tip:
Learn to be OKAY with people not
knowing your side of the story. You
have NOTHING to prove to anyone.
Life tip: Learn to be OKAY with people not knowing your side of the story. You have NOTHING to prove to anyone.
What my Dog thinks he looks like:
WHAT HAPPINESS LOOKED LIKE IN THE
Back To The PastI
WHAT HAPPINESS LOOKED LIKE IN THE Back To The PastI
cuter than puppy
ashleyqueen ashleyqueen
8 mar
cuter than puppy
A woman cut in front of me at the store with a box of tampons, ice cream and
wine in her cart.
I wasn't about to mess with that situation.
Redrover420GaUS Redrover420GaUS
11 mar
A woman cut in front of me at the store with a box of tampons, ice cream and wine in her cart. I wasn't about to mess with that situation.
I've been in college for a whole semester and my dog still waits for me to get off the bus
Your old bus just went by
Bo still hopes you are getting off after all this time
I've been in college for a whole semester and my dog still waits for me to get off the bus Your old bus just went by Bo still hopes you are getting off after all this time
Google Maps Acquires Snapehat
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RSarago_USMC RSarago_USMC
14 may
Google Maps Acquires Snapehat Have
If you're cold, they are cold
Ad
Bring em inside and warm em up
If you're cold, they are cold Ad Bring em inside and warm em up