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Daniel Munro @
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Middle aged happiness is discovering that the next load of laundry to fold is just 8 bath towels
and not 46 pieces of small human clothes.
Daniel Munro @ @dk_munro Middle aged happiness is discovering that the next load of laundry to fold is just 8 bath towels and not 46 pieces of small human clothes.
THE FIRST STEP TO RECOVERY
IS ADMITTING YOU'RE A DUMBASS
DocKilgore DocKilgore
18 may
THE FIRST STEP TO RECOVERY IS ADMITTING YOU'RE A DUMBASS
Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?
WOLVERINE
18 mar
Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?
When your grandma tells your mom to leave you alone
When your grandma tells your mom to leave you alone
lovingPetofday97 lovingPetofday97
15 mar
I took my dog to get a haircut and now she's not speaking to me \ "ag She's not speaking to me
This is my asshole antenna.
You're coming in loud and clear.
Purpleeez Purpleeez
14 mar
This is my asshole antenna. You're coming in loud and clear.
AIN'T GOING BACK TO
DAYCARE
AIN'T GOING BACK TO DAYCARE
THEY TELL ME DRINKING ISN'T ATTRACTIVE.
My Smudge Cat Memes JTE
WELL, UM NOT TRYING TO BE ATTRACTIVE, I'M TRYING TO BE DRUNK.
PicRec PicRec
11 mar
THEY TELL ME DRINKING ISN'T ATTRACTIVE. My Smudge Cat Memes JTE WELL, UM NOT TRYING TO BE ATTRACTIVE, I'M TRYING TO BE DRUNK.
SO WHEN THE FIRST LITTLE PIG ASKED THE MAN FOR STRAW TO BUILD HIS HOUSE, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE MAN WOULD HAVE SAID?
SO WHEN THE FIRST LITTLE PIG ASKED THE MAN FOR STRAW TO BUILD HIS HOUSE, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE MAN WOULD HAVE SAID?
Him: Can push your stool in?
Her: Let's see how dinner goes first
Him: Can push your stool in? Her: Let's see how dinner goes first
"all i want are simple nights like this"
BabyBlues BabyBlues
14 mar
"all i want are simple nights like this"
ste hahata
"ger
stop...
can't breathe you're killing me!
ste hahata "ger stop... can't breathe you're killing me!
When your brother turns off your video game Me:
Go ahead and park like an idiot, I got something for your fancy backup camera
Plaace chock surreundings tor
PASSENGER AIRBAS
Go ahead and park like an idiot, I got something for your fancy backup camera Plaace chock surreundings tor PASSENGER AIRBAS
My dog chillin' like "What's up?"
rainiedaze rainiedaze
16 mar
My dog chillin' like "What's up?"
Theres no way I could ever be lured intoa...
ShaneGeezer ShaneGeezer
11 mar
Theres no way I could ever be lured intoa...
When someone asks why
don't wear a mask.
99.9%
like survival breathing rate.
oxygen.
I don't believe lieve
hoaxes.
When someone asks why don't wear a mask. 99.9% like survival breathing rate. oxygen. I don't believe lieve hoaxes.
AM GURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE.
AM GURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE.
Kids Are Not Responsible For
*Caring for siblings
*Being emotional supports for adults
*Finding money to Pay bills
*Creating rules, structure, and order because the adults can't or won't
*Taking care of their parents emotionally
*Managing fights between parents.
*Protecting themselves from adults
*Figuring things out on their own
Kids Are Not Responsible For *Caring for siblings *Being emotional supports for adults *Finding money to Pay bills *Creating rules, structure, and order because the adults can't or won't *Taking care of their parents emotionally *Managing fights between parents. *Protecting themselves from adults *Figuring things out on their own
WHAT HAPPINESS LOOKED LIKE IN THE
Back To The PastI
WHAT HAPPINESS LOOKED LIKE IN THE Back To The PastI