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when i say "i love you more', i don't mean i love you more than you love me. i mean i love you more than the bad days ahead of us. i love you more than any fight we'll ever have. i love you more than any obstacle that will try and come between us. i love you with all my heart.
scattered_sadbut scattered_sadbut
18 mar
@darlingful when i say "i love you more', i don't mean i love you more than you love me. i mean i love you more than the bad days ahead of us. i love you more than any fight we'll ever have. i love you more than any obstacle that will try and come between us. i love you with all my heart.
Toby isn't a model but he should be lam not a model BUT.. CA
Did you know?
You can survive without eating for
weeks, but you will only live
11 days without sleeping.
Gi
Did you know? You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days without sleeping. Gi
GOOD MORNING AND HAPPY WEDNESDAY WOOT WOOT,
WHAT? IT'S THURSDAY? SWEET JESUS I NEED MORE COFFEE!
trickyDays666 trickyDays666
17 mar
GOOD MORNING AND HAPPY WEDNESDAY WOOT WOOT, WHAT? IT'S THURSDAY? SWEET JESUS I NEED MORE COFFEE!
One of my biggest faults
is that when I ask someone their name,
I forget to listen to what their name ts.
One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name ts.
"Every girls crazy bout a sharp dressed man."
"Every girls crazy bout a sharp dressed man."
Karma comes after everyone eventually. You can't get away with screwing people over your whole life, I don't care who you are. What goes around comes around. That's how it works. Sooner or later the universe will serve you the revenge that you deserve.
Karma comes after everyone eventually. You can't get away with screwing people over your whole life, I don't care who you are. What goes around comes around. That's how it works. Sooner or later the universe will serve you the revenge that you deserve.
when you live a busy life but still
make time for those who matter:
when you live a busy life but still make time for those who matter:
Elephants can die of a broken heart if a mate dies. They refuse to eat and will lay down, shedding
Elephants can die of a broken heart if a mate dies. They refuse to eat and will lay down, shedding
WE MAY HAVE
DIFFERENT RELIGIONS DIFFERENT LANGUAGES DIFFERENT COLORED SKIN
BUT WE ALL BELONG TO
ONE HUMAN RACE
Anonymous Awakening
LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
WE MAY HAVE DIFFERENT RELIGIONS DIFFERENT LANGUAGES DIFFERENT COLORED SKIN BUT WE ALL BELONG TO ONE HUMAN RACE Anonymous Awakening
HAVE NO DESIRE
TO FIT IN
JohnLord JohnLord
7d
HAVE NO DESIRE TO FIT IN
Trust me
Are you till
'a blowjob=
Trust me Are you till 'a blowjob=
Me before kids: I'll never lie to my children.
Me now: Chase from Paw Patrol just texted me and said that if you don't finish your dinner and take a bath he won't be on
TV tomorrow.
Si
kc517 kc517
17 mar
Me before kids: I'll never lie to my children. Me now: Chase from Paw Patrol just texted me and said that if you don't finish your dinner and take a bath he won't be on TV tomorrow. Si
WHEN THE MUSHROOMS WEAR OFF AND YOU REALIZE YOU'RE NOT A SPACE SMUGGLER TRAVELLING ACROSS THE UNIVERSE WITH A WOOKIE
WHEN THE MUSHROOMS WEAR OFF AND YOU REALIZE YOU'RE NOT A SPACE SMUGGLER TRAVELLING ACROSS THE UNIVERSE WITH A WOOKIE
After listening to his owner drone on for hours, Ralph suddenly realized
he was NOT cut out to be an
emotional sunnort dog after all.
After listening to his owner drone on for hours, Ralph suddenly realized he was NOT cut out to be an emotional sunnort dog after all.
Think about it - every single corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person.
Stay lazy my friends.
Think about it - every single corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends.
My dog chillin' like "What's up?"
rainiedaze rainiedaze
16 mar
My dog chillin' like "What's up?"
LOST
VERY LOST>
LOST VERY LOST>
my kids destroying the entire house
Me, trying to sleep inona weekend
my kids destroying the entire house Me, trying to sleep inona weekend
Me after a hard day of being moderately inconvenienced twice by trivial & easily solved situations.
awfulhumor awfulhumor
6 jun
Me after a hard day of being moderately inconvenienced twice by trivial & easily solved situations.
Person: Breakfast is the most important meal
Me: The most important meal is the one you eat before drinking so you don't get drunk too early
Person: Breakfast is the most important meal Me: The most important meal is the one you eat before drinking so you don't get drunk too early