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DARWIN AWARDS 2013
10TH PLACE
AMERICASBESTPIC.
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home got parked much on more a Seattle than he street by sucking on Police hose, arrived at he the got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had and the perp had been punished enough!
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DARWIN AWARDS 2013 10TH PLACE AMERICASBESTPIC. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home got parked much on more a Seattle than he street by sucking on Police hose, arrived at he the got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had and the perp had been punished enough!
When you say you're gonna take an hour nap and wake up 9 hours later
When you say you're gonna take an hour nap and wake up 9 hours later
MY MATES WHEN SAY
ry
I'M HAVING A BREAK OFF THE REER EOR A IWEER AR Cn
MY MATES WHEN SAY ry I'M HAVING A BREAK OFF THE REER EOR A IWEER AR Cn
BE WISE ENOUGH TO WALK AWAY FROM THE NONSENSE AROUND YOU.
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BE WISE ENOUGH TO WALK AWAY FROM THE NONSENSE AROUND YOU. akers
Be a girl with a mind, a woman with attitude, and a lady with class.
Be a girl with a mind, a woman with attitude, and a lady with class.
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley
Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber?
TITTIES, YES...
REMEMBER.
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber? TITTIES, YES... REMEMBER.
When you can't Afford a car with
Parking Sensors
luoteapicmemes
Mariwanna Mariwanna
21 mar
When you can't Afford a car with Parking Sensors luoteapicmemes
5-MINUTE CRAFTS
Don't let a little rain ruin your summer plans.
taniaye taniaye
5 mar
Don't let a little rain ruin your summer plans.
THE KEY IS BOOBS.
IF HE IS SAD: SHOW HIM THE BOOBS.
HAPPY: SHOW THE BOOBS.
ANGRY: BOOBS AGAIN.
BOOBS ARE MAGIC.
JennyGoff
8 mar
THE KEY IS BOOBS. IF HE IS SAD: SHOW HIM THE BOOBS. HAPPY: SHOW THE BOOBS. ANGRY: BOOBS AGAIN. BOOBS ARE MAGIC.
Cat daddy issues
We call this the "Outrage Box" because she gets in it when she is mad at us
We call this the "Outrage Box" because she gets in it when she is mad at us
DAYLIGHT SAVING TIMES
ONLY A WHITE MAN WOULD CUT TWO INCHES FROM THE TOP OF A BLANKET, SEW IT TO THE BOTTOM, AND THINK HE NOW HAS A LONGER BLANKET.
ClayClark
12 mar
DAYLIGHT SAVING TIMES ONLY A WHITE MAN WOULD CUT TWO INCHES FROM THE TOP OF A BLANKET, SEW IT TO THE BOTTOM, AND THINK HE NOW HAS A LONGER BLANKET.
Mareus Stanley
At church this morning the pastor said something that stuck with me.
He said "Remember, no matter what you're going through, if God woke you up this morning He's not finished with you. There's a purpose for your pain."
Mareus Stanley At church this morning the pastor said something that stuck with me. He said "Remember, no matter what you're going through, if God woke you up this morning He's not finished with you. There's a purpose for your pain."
Be
When you no'matterhow 'you
3JNMCafe
8 mar
Be When you no'matterhow 'you
If u need a friend, message me, need a laugh, call me, need a hug, stop by my house, need money, this number is no longer in service.
If u need a friend, message me, need a laugh, call me, need a hug, stop by my house, need money, this number is no longer in service.
What if they're not
Stars? What if
they're holes poked into the top of a
container so we can breathe? Can I buy some weed
from you?
LLShortJ LLShortJ
19 mar
What if they're not Stars? What if they're holes poked into the top of a container so we can breathe? Can I buy some weed from you?
et zm
If someone stays by your side through your worst.
times, they're the ones who deserve to be with you through your best times.
JennyGoff
13 mar
et zm If someone stays by your side through your worst. times, they're the ones who deserve to be with you through your best times.
the broccoli that's been sitting in your fridge for three weeks watching you order takeout for the night in a row
ig: realpettymayO
the broccoli that's been sitting in your fridge for three weeks watching you order takeout for the night in a row ig: realpettymayO
When you bite a mozzarella stick and the cheese just keeps stretching
sad_groups4 sad_groups4
16 mar
When you bite a mozzarella stick and the cheese just keeps stretching
WHY DO LEPRECHAUNS LAUGH WHEN THEY RUN?
BEGAUSE THE
TICKLES HES
CharElliott CharElliott
8 mar
WHY DO LEPRECHAUNS LAUGH WHEN THEY RUN? BEGAUSE THE TICKLES HES