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Daughter: "I want a dinosaur"
Dad: "it's impossible"
Daughter: "Then let me have a boyfriend"
Dad:
Daughter: "I want a dinosaur" Dad: "it's impossible" Daughter: "Then let me have a boyfriend" Dad:
Dank
I'm gonna tell my kids this was LeBron James
TonyLong TonyLong
26 apr
Dank I'm gonna tell my kids this was LeBron James
II I will open door
SOON.
II I will open door SOON.
ApacheLonewolf ApacheLonewolf
12 mar
Get off me lawn you're not welcome here
swiss_toptalent swiss_toptalent
17 mar
*Me and my friend in engineering class* My mom: They're probably just goofing off What we're actually doing:
FOUND CAT. Cream color. Well cared for. No collar/ tags. Doubt it's chipped. Can't keep it because my dog seems afraid of it.
taniaye taniaye
14 mar
FOUND CAT. Cream color. Well cared for. No collar/ tags. Doubt it's chipped. Can't keep it because my dog seems afraid of it.
Me before kids: I'll never lie to my children.
Me now: Chase from Paw Patrol just texted me and said that if you don't finish your dinner and take a bath he won't be on
TV tomorrow.
Si
goodbye4
17 mar
Me before kids: I'll never lie to my children. Me now: Chase from Paw Patrol just texted me and said that if you don't finish your dinner and take a bath he won't be on TV tomorrow. Si
SS
SS
CARRIER
It works
Louie888 Louie888
5 mar
SS SS CARRIER It works
when I show up for work and the building is still standing
when I show up for work and the building is still standing
('SB Snarky Breeclers @snarkybreeders
@snarkybreeders
I don't know who needs to see this but,
sex can sometimes lead to toddlers.
PM
('SB Snarky Breeclers @snarkybreeders @snarkybreeders I don't know who needs to see this but, sex can sometimes lead to toddlers. PM
WITH TIME, YOU'LL COME TO SEE THAT THE FRANTIC,
BROKEN, ANXIOUS, UNHINGED VERSION OF YOU WAS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. YOU WERE SIMPLY A KINDHEARTED PERSON REACTING TO A VERY UNKIND SITUATION.
WITH TIME, YOU'LL COME TO SEE THAT THE FRANTIC, BROKEN, ANXIOUS, UNHINGED VERSION OF YOU WAS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. YOU WERE SIMPLY A KINDHEARTED PERSON REACTING TO A VERY UNKIND SITUATION.
* I grab my keys *
My
Where we going bruh
bobbyreuben bobbyreuben
18 mar
* I grab my keys * My Where we going bruh
HE'S CLAIMING COPY RIGHT INFRINGEMENT!
SAYS HE'S BEEN TWEETING FOR
50 YEARS
groupsYonderStar groupsYonderStar
16 mar
HE'S CLAIMING COPY RIGHT INFRINGEMENT! SAYS HE'S BEEN TWEETING FOR 50 YEARS
Name: Luis
Age: Ay
Advice tor younger gererations
"qrondna, fig
Name: Luis Age: Ay Advice tor younger gererations "qrondna, fig
am at the age where my mind still thinks am 29, my sense of humour suggests I'm 12 and my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
Anyone else reached this point in their life yet ?
surrealGroups2 surrealGroups2
3 may
am at the age where my mind still thinks am 29, my sense of humour suggests I'm 12 and my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet. Anyone else reached this point in their life yet ?
Family Discovers Their One-eyed
Cat Has a Little Admirer Who Visits
Him Every Day
Family Discovers Their One-eyed Cat Has a Little Admirer Who Visits Him Every Day
"THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU 'DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE A TIRE'!?
WHAT DO YOU AND YOUR BUDDIES DO WHEN YOU HANG OUT THEN
-LISTEN TO FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE AND COMPARE VAGINAS?"
MolanoMosh MolanoMosh
18 jun
"THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU 'DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE A TIRE'!? WHAT DO YOU AND YOUR BUDDIES DO WHEN YOU HANG OUT THEN -LISTEN TO FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE AND COMPARE VAGINAS?"
Why can't we see any UFO's?
It's a secret brother
ASTRONOMY Delete this after
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
8 mar
Why can't we see any UFO's? It's a secret brother ASTRONOMY Delete this after
alopt me
ADOPTED YOU!
alopt me ADOPTED YOU!