Daughter to Father:
"Dad there is something my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. He said that I 'have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."
"Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe.
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