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Dear friends, never take revenge. Leave that to the righteous anger of God. For the Scriptures say, "T will take revenge; will pay them back," says the Lord.
Romans
Is
Dear friends, never take revenge. Leave that to the righteous anger of God. For the Scriptures say, "T will take revenge; will pay them back," says the Lord. Romans Is
I have learned that when sadness comes to visit me, all I can do
is say "I see
you." I spend some
time with it,
get up, and say goodbye.
I don't push it away.
I own it. And because I own it, I let it go.
I have learned that when sadness comes to visit me, all I can do is say "I see you." I spend some time with it, get up, and say goodbye. I don't push it away. I own it. And because I own it, I let it go.
When someone says, "You suck."
Say: "Not for free."
The look on their face is priceless.
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
5 mar
When someone says, "You suck." Say: "Not for free." The look on their face is priceless.
IF YOUR KIDS ARE YOUR WORLD, THEN WHY
IS SOMEBODY ELSE RAISING THEM WHILE YOU'RE OUT HOEING ?
IF YOUR KIDS ARE YOUR WORLD, THEN WHY IS SOMEBODY ELSE RAISING THEM WHILE YOU'RE OUT HOEING ?
The perfect photobooth picture
Gargoyle Gargoyle
17 mar
The perfect photobooth picture
Without
Darkness
Without Darkness
DID you KNOW?
MEXICO HAS S PLACE CALLED
"ZONE OF SILENCE" WHERE CLOCKS DON'T WORK RADIOS STOP FUNCTIONING AND COMPASS SPIN
VII CAITIV
DID you KNOW? MEXICO HAS S PLACE CALLED "ZONE OF SILENCE" WHERE CLOCKS DON'T WORK RADIOS STOP FUNCTIONING AND COMPASS SPIN VII CAITIV
FINE. I WON'T GIVE uP.
BUT I WILL Cuss
THE ENTIRE
FINE. I WON'T GIVE uP. BUT I WILL Cuss THE ENTIRE
Disappointment
(noun)
Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose
mean_plotbruv mean_plotbruv
18 mar
Disappointment (noun) Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose
Flavortown Stimulus Plan: Guy Fieri
Raises $25 Million For Restaurant
Workers
@tanksgoodnews
Flavortown Stimulus Plan: Guy Fieri Raises $25 Million For Restaurant Workers @tanksgoodnews
March 2021:
Pretty much the same as March
2020 but now we have toilet
paper
March 2021: Pretty much the same as March 2020 but now we have toilet paper
When you lie on your resume and still get the job
ScarletB ScarletB
24 jun
When you lie on your resume and still get the job
*doing shots by myself*
ME: "OH SHIT IT'S MY TURN AGAIN"
quarterlyPage quarterlyPage
17 mar
*doing shots by myself* ME: "OH SHIT IT'S MY TURN AGAIN"
Today AM
miss your pussy.
It's
Read AM
Well what time does your pussy open?
Today AM miss your pussy. It's Read AM Well what time does your pussy open?
There are doors
GOD is going to open for you just to show you that He is God in your life.
Amen!
none8
16 mar
There are doors GOD is going to open for you just to show you that He is God in your life. Amen!
Found your moms parking spot
Found your moms parking spot
Deborah Sharon Smith
Or dick appointment either....
what do you mean Can't call
Titly side chic pussy?
Deborah Sharon Smith Or dick appointment either.... what do you mean Can't call Titly side chic pussy?
don't feel safe
going back
to work
You felt safe
going out to spend your unemployment check
rainbowstjohn rainbowstjohn
27 jun
don't feel safe going back to work You felt safe going out to spend your unemployment check
You don't need money or gold to be rich.
All you need is
God in your life.
You don't need money or gold to be rich. All you need is God in your life.
When you hear the guy find the dick you drew on his forehead while on firewatch
When you hear the guy find the dick you drew on his forehead while on firewatch
$1400.00 per child ?
Hold up Maury, maybe that baby does kinda look like me..
$1400.00 per child ? Hold up Maury, maybe that baby does kinda look like me..