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DEAR LIFE,
COULD YOU AT LEAST START USING LUBRICANT?
DEAR LIFE, COULD YOU AT LEAST START USING LUBRICANT?
AND NOW, IF WOULD LIKE TO REPEAT YOUR VOWS
AND NOW, IF WOULD LIKE TO REPEAT YOUR VOWS
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter.
Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter. Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?" The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
Honey, did I ever tell you that you cook well?
I So why do you keep cooking?
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
5 mar
Honey, did I ever tell you that you cook well? I So why do you keep cooking?
This sheep escaped a farm and spent
6 years in the mountains, during which time he grew 60 pounds of wool.
Wolves tried to eat him, but their teeth could not penetrate the floof. You don't have to turn hard to survive the wolves, just be really, really soft and fluffy.
This sheep escaped a farm and spent 6 years in the mountains, during which time he grew 60 pounds of wool. Wolves tried to eat him, but their teeth could not penetrate the floof. You don't have to turn hard to survive the wolves, just be really, really soft and fluffy.
When the dick so good that your soul gets trapped inside the bed
When the dick so good that your soul gets trapped inside the bed
Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those "I really
overestimated how much can carry' moments.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
6 mar
Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those "I really overestimated how much can carry' moments.
There are two types of people
There are two types of people
Some people are like tractors,
They love
Spreading Shit!
desiloo desiloo
10 mar
Some people are like tractors, They love Spreading Shit!
ACTUALLY, LIFE IS GOOD WHEN PEOPLE HATE YOU
THEY DON'T AS YOU FOR SHIT
PapaLegba PapaLegba
25d
ACTUALLY, LIFE IS GOOD WHEN PEOPLE HATE YOU THEY DON'T AS YOU FOR SHIT
should children be taught how to grow food as part of their schooling?
Gs 520.
LAS
yummy_stuff1_list yummy_stuff1_list
15 mar
should children be taught how to grow food as part of their schooling? Gs 520. LAS
Today an elephant decided to have a drink at my swimming pool
How I think look like eating a watermelon
Reality
How I think look like eating a watermelon Reality
I ALWAYS START THE DAY WITH GOOD INTENTIONS...
THEN I GET OUT OF BED AND THAT'S USUALLY WHERE IT ALL GOES WRONG.
I ALWAYS START THE DAY WITH GOOD INTENTIONS... THEN I GET OUT OF BED AND THAT'S USUALLY WHERE IT ALL GOES WRONG.
Family Discovers Their One-eyed
Cat Has a Little Admirer Who Visits
Him Every Day
Family Discovers Their One-eyed Cat Has a Little Admirer Who Visits Him Every Day
"The reality is that you will grieve
I forever. You will not 'get over' the
I loss of a loved one; you will learn to live with it. You will heal and you I will rebuild yourself around the loss you have suffered. You will be whole again but you will never be the same. Nor should you be the same nor would you want to."
Gargoyle Gargoyle
17 mar
"The reality is that you will grieve I forever. You will not 'get over' the I loss of a loved one; you will learn to live with it. You will heal and you I will rebuild yourself around the loss you have suffered. You will be whole again but you will never be the same. Nor should you be the same nor would you want to."
Sending dick pics is for amateurs. Real men...
Disappoint in real life!
Sending dick pics is for amateurs. Real men... Disappoint in real life!
My dad seeing my ass get beaten by my mom for something he gave permission for
70sguy 70sguy
19 mar
My dad seeing my ass get beaten by my mom for something he gave permission for
was lonely until glued a coffee cup onto my car.
Now evervbodv waves at me!
was lonely until glued a coffee cup onto my car. Now evervbodv waves at me!
gregbrown
@mertinalrich
Stimmy check? Nope...a chocolate dick in a box. I hate my friends
gregbrown @mertinalrich Stimmy check? Nope...a chocolate dick in a box. I hate my friends
mgZHEER UBagg
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HERE'S SOME BOOBS
Reddog999 Reddog999
11 jun
mgZHEER UBagg I \ HERE'S SOME BOOBS