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DEAR SINGERS AND ACTORS:
WE SPEND OUR HARD EARNED MONEY TO HEAR YOUR MUSIC. AND TO WATCH YOU PRETEND TO BE CHARACTERS IN MOVIES AND OM TY.
YOUR OWLY JOB IS TO ENTERTAIN US. TO TAKE US AWAY FROM REALITY.
YOUR PERSONAL OPINION MEANS NOTHING TO US.
YOU ARE SIGHIFICANT AMD INFLUENTIAL OMLY IN YOUR OWN MIND. AND WITHIN THE MINDS OF YOUR ELITIST PEERS.
YOU ARE A MARIONETTE TO US. NOTHING MORE.
SING. ACT.
SHUT UP.
DEAR SINGERS AND ACTORS: WE SPEND OUR HARD EARNED MONEY TO HEAR YOUR MUSIC. AND TO WATCH YOU PRETEND TO BE CHARACTERS IN MOVIES AND OM TY. YOUR OWLY JOB IS TO ENTERTAIN US. TO TAKE US AWAY FROM REALITY. YOUR PERSONAL OPINION MEANS NOTHING TO US. YOU ARE SIGHIFICANT AMD INFLUENTIAL OMLY IN YOUR OWN MIND. AND WITHIN THE MINDS OF YOUR ELITIST PEERS. YOU ARE A MARIONETTE TO US. NOTHING MORE. SING. ACT. SHUT UP.
My secret is simple.
I pray.
My secret is simple. I pray.
"Hey man, you free this weekend?"
*wipes single tear*
"I'm free every weekend."
"Hey man, you free this weekend?" *wipes single tear* "I'm free every weekend."
Messages
i am at home depot. do you need more paint.
Yes I need prob more
gallons.
GRIOCOLATE SHART
what is color, i forgot name )
just asked for that and the guy laughed at me for
5 minutes.
'Omg
am LMAO
kristisun1976 kristisun1976
28 feb
Messages i am at home depot. do you need more paint. Yes I need prob more gallons. GRIOCOLATE SHART what is color, i forgot name ) just asked for that and the guy laughed at me for 5 minutes. 'Omg am LMAO
THESE NOODLES
ARE R BIT CHEWY
THESE NOODLES ARE R BIT CHEWY
en your human yells at you to stop licking your butt, but then you see him licking someone else's
bs
Rikkeej Rikkeej
11 mar
en your human yells at you to stop licking your butt, but then you see him licking someone else's bs
Is this the language of hot girls?
ABE
KUK
EF
Is this the language of hot girls? ABE KUK EF
I JUST WANT TO SEE HOW MANY WILL JOIN ME IN SAYING,
GOD IS GOOD,
ALL THE TIME!
I JUST WANT TO SEE HOW MANY WILL JOIN ME IN SAYING, GOD IS GOOD, ALL THE TIME!
hate how i am a "i have an appointment at so i can't do anything all day" type of person
hate how i am a "i have an appointment at so i can't do anything all day" type of person
We all descend from a WOLF!
And our owner?
From a MONKEY.
How embarrassing!
godlesshumor godlesshumor
14 mar
We all descend from a WOLF! And our owner? From a MONKEY. How embarrassing!
ONE MINUTE YOU'RE YOUNG AND FUN AND THE NEXT MINUTE YOU PREDICT THE WEATHER WITK YOUR PAN KNEE.
ONE MINUTE YOU'RE YOUNG AND FUN AND THE NEXT MINUTE YOU PREDICT THE WEATHER WITK YOUR PAN KNEE.
Is there any better boost to your self-esteem than when a cat that hates everyone ends up liking you?
Is there any better boost to your self-esteem than when a cat that hates everyone ends up liking you?
pods:
OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn't stuck on his head: one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid
this and redid it on his own a few times) but mb KOC'C MDOCTTOOOAIMIAIM TY TOC AT ISNA
pods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn't stuck on his head: one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but mb KOC'C MDOCTTOOOAIMIAIM TY TOC AT ISNA
I WAS NO LONGER ABLE TO FIND OUT WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS AND MY CAT DECIDED TO HELP ME
I WAS NO LONGER ABLE TO FIND OUT WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS AND MY CAT DECIDED TO HELP ME
Friend: "Wanna go out tonight?"
Me: can't, I'm celebrating my dog's birthday"
Friend: "Wanna go out tonight?" Me: can't, I'm celebrating my dog's birthday"
90% of what's stressing you today will be irrelevant in a year. Don't lose sleep over petty things. Get over it, move on.
JennyGoff
10 mar
90% of what's stressing you today will be irrelevant in a year. Don't lose sleep over petty things. Get over it, move on.
FIRST RULE OF CUDDLE CLUB:
IT BETTER LEAD TO SEX OR YOU ARE OUT OF CUDDLE CLUB
shanmelton
16 mar
FIRST RULE OF CUDDLE CLUB: IT BETTER LEAD TO SEX OR YOU ARE OUT OF CUDDLE CLUB
This could be us but you're playing
pure_minden pure_minden
7 jun
This could be us but you're playing
HUNTIN, FISHIN,
AND ON AMISSION
HUNTIN, FISHIN, AND ON AMISSION
I LOVE RUMORS.
I ALWAYS FIND OUT AMAZING THINGS ABOUT
MYSELF I
NEVER KNEW.
Up
Talking
I LOVE RUMORS. I ALWAYS FIND OUT AMAZING THINGS ABOUT MYSELF I NEVER KNEW. Up Talking
Bob Janke
@Bob_Janke
Googled Tony Hawk to see what everyone was talking about but accidentally typed Tiny Hawk...
Bob Janke @Bob_Janke Googled Tony Hawk to see what everyone was talking about but accidentally typed Tiny Hawk...