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Did You JusT Coucl vP A BLOND HAIRBALL?) a_") _Y
desiloo desiloo
8 mar
Did You JusT Coucl vP A BLOND HAIRBALL?) a_") _Y
When the insurance company wants a diagram of the accident
overratedClean overratedClean
19 mar
When the insurance company wants a diagram of the accident
Men only wants One thing. And
it's disgusting
Then wash it
Men only wants One thing. And it's disgusting Then wash it
mom: what time did you go to bed last night? me: early, why?
Jeep2017 Jeep2017
16 apr
mom: what time did you go to bed last night? me: early, why?
If you see 2 people please see an eye doctor something must be wrong with your eyes
If you see 2 people please see an eye doctor something must be wrong with your eyes
RobertGSlay RobertGSlay
9 mar
The cutest entrance
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice."
~John Templeton
@positivemindsetdaily
PMD
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice." ~John Templeton @positivemindsetdaily PMD
Just sitting here.....eaking popcorn....cell phone in hand with 9-1-....already punched in...
Just sitting here.....eaking popcorn....cell phone in hand with 9-1-....already punched in...
Welcome to the Bread bank
Tacos are love letters, wrapped in envelopes, mailed to your tummy.
JennyGoff
12 mar
Tacos are love letters, wrapped in envelopes, mailed to your tummy.
My boyfriend: if you need a hoodie, i'll buy you a hoodie
Me: but this one smells like you
My boyfriend: if you need a hoodie, i'll buy you a hoodie Me: but this one smells like you
Was that gal flirting with
me?
She was
trying to distract from a bad tip!
Tip your waiters!
Was that gal flirting with me? She was trying to distract from a bad tip! Tip your waiters!
"Don't get in his way while he's watching Toy Story
SLEEP \
WELL GASICALLY, ONE SHEEP,
SIEEP, COW,
Bdharqe Bdharqe
13 mar
SLEEP \ WELL GASICALLY, ONE SHEEP, SIEEP, COW,
OTILL HERE
BITCHES
atlashm atlashm
11 apr
OTILL HERE BITCHES
My Dad tried to impress my Mom by driving the car th throu Flock of birds like doin the movies. They diant Fly away and he led them.
She was horrified.
taniaye taniaye
11 mar
My Dad tried to impress my Mom by driving the car th throu Flock of birds like doin the movies. They diant Fly away and he led them. She was horrified.
emily
if you're not dating to marry, then
you're dating for heartbreak. let that sink in
, Meredith Jacqueline
Ythemeredith
i'm dating to get my vagina licked, emily
nikkilee nikkilee
11 mar
emily if you're not dating to marry, then you're dating for heartbreak. let that sink in , Meredith Jacqueline Ythemeredith i'm dating to get my vagina licked, emily
will not immediately but definitely.
will not immediately but definitely.
MYSTERIESRUNSOLVED
Big Bertha, a gun used during World
War I, was so powerful that troops had to move 300 yards away and put cotton wads in their ears, eyes, and nose, as well as open their mouths, so that their eardrums weren't burst by the blast pressure.
taniaye taniaye
22 mar
MYSTERIESRUNSOLVED Big Bertha, a gun used during World War I, was so powerful that troops had to move 300 yards away and put cotton wads in their ears, eyes, and nose, as well as open their mouths, so that their eardrums weren't burst by the blast pressure.
iF YOURE GONMA BE SMARTASS, FIRST PAEE SURE YOU'RE SMART.
OTHERWISE, Crazy Worl
JUST AN ASS.
GordonRoss13 GordonRoss13
8 jun
iF YOURE GONMA BE SMARTASS, FIRST PAEE SURE YOU'RE SMART. OTHERWISE, Crazy Worl JUST AN ASS.
ONE MINUTE YOU'RE YOUNG AND FUN AND THE NEXT MINUTE YOU PREDICT THE WEATHER WITK YOUR PAN KNEE.
ONE MINUTE YOU'RE YOUNG AND FUN AND THE NEXT MINUTE YOU PREDICT THE WEATHER WITK YOUR PAN KNEE.