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didn't sleep well last night soImade my col this morning with Red B Bull
instead or water. I got
half work beFore I realized Forgot my car...
didn't sleep well last night soImade my col this morning with Red B Bull instead or water. I got half work beFore I realized Forgot my car...
One lie
is enough to question all truths.
320solutions 320solutions
26 apr
One lie is enough to question all truths.
She was so gentle@
Be good to people.
You will be remembered more for your kindness than any level of success you could possibly attain.
Be good to people. You will be remembered more for your kindness than any level of success you could possibly attain.
should try acupuncture for stress
ME:
should try acupuncture for stress ME:
"He's the grandpa never had":
Former student raises $32,000 for
77-year-old former substitute teacher od who was living out of his car
od
"He's the grandpa never had": Former student raises $32,000 for 77-year-old former substitute teacher od who was living out of his car od
My intentions will always be pure, I don't have time to be a shitty person.
(Quotes 'nd Notes)
JennyGoff
13 mar
My intentions will always be pure, I don't have time to be a shitty person. (Quotes 'nd Notes)
This could be us but you're playing
pure_minden pure_minden
7 jun
This could be us but you're playing
WHEN YOUR FAVORITE SONG COMES ON
TopHat TopHat
10 mar
WHEN YOUR FAVORITE SONG COMES ON
Cop: anyone else in the vehicle
Me: yeah your mom
Cop: very funny
Mom: (from the backseat) hi sweetie
Cop: What the fu-
kee_kee_ka_ka kee_kee_ka_ka
15 mar
Cop: anyone else in the vehicle Me: yeah your mom Cop: very funny Mom: (from the backseat) hi sweetie Cop: What the fu-
closing your eyes for a few seconds after turning your alarm off is a very dangerous game to play
70sguy 70sguy
21 mar
closing your eyes for a few seconds after turning your alarm off is a very dangerous game to play
I really hate to brag but have a private chef that prepares my lunches.
I really hate to brag but have a private chef that prepares my lunches.
VOUIKNOW U ABOUT'TO
GET SOME GOOD HEAD
WHEN SHE PUT HER HAIR IN A PONYTAIL
garbanzo
24 mar
VOUIKNOW U ABOUT'TO GET SOME GOOD HEAD WHEN SHE PUT HER HAIR IN A PONYTAIL
Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle)
@MGigger
I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room.
Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night.
I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort.
They're all grounded.
70sguy 70sguy
19 mar
Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle) @MGigger I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room. Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort. They're all grounded.
There's always a little
"go fuck yourself"
In every
"whatever"
There's always a little "go fuck yourself" In every "whatever"
My family needs prayers.
Just found out my grandpa is addicted to
Viagra..
No one is taking it harder than grandma.
preparedgoodti preparedgoodti
18 mar
My family needs prayers. Just found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.. No one is taking it harder than grandma.
The problem is simple
Kids today don't know the fear of hearing leather being rapidly pulled through seven Wrangler belt loops
RonTomlinson
20 jun
The problem is simple Kids today don't know the fear of hearing leather being rapidly pulled through seven Wrangler belt loops
IF YOUR KIDS ARE YOUR WORLD, THEN WHY
IS SOMEBODY ELSE RAISING THEM WHILE YOU'RE OUT HOEING ?
IF YOUR KIDS ARE YOUR WORLD, THEN WHY IS SOMEBODY ELSE RAISING THEM WHILE YOU'RE OUT HOEING ?
WHEN PEOPLE REMIND OF ALL THE BAD SHIT You DID
AND IT BRINGS A SMILE TO YOUR FACE
WHEN PEOPLE REMIND OF ALL THE BAD SHIT You DID AND IT BRINGS A SMILE TO YOUR FACE
Army veteran pulls his semi-truck over on the highway to pay respects to a WWII veteran's funeral procession
ing Mts
RESPECT
CalDon83 CalDon83
15 jun
Army veteran pulls his semi-truck over on the highway to pay respects to a WWII veteran's funeral procession ing Mts RESPECT
My parents never wanted cats, This stray and her kitten decided otherwise! Now obviously they have two cats
EATERS
My parents never wanted cats, This stray and her kitten decided otherwise! Now obviously they have two cats EATERS