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Diet soda drinkers enjoying a refreshing glass of chemicals
Diet soda drinkers enjoying a refreshing glass of chemicals
was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I said, "the muppet from Sesame Street." They told me,
"he doesn't count!" I replied, assure you, he does."
GaryNewsom
21 jun
was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I said, "the muppet from Sesame Street." They told me, "he doesn't count!" I replied, assure you, he does."
The real flex is how many people's lives you can positively impact
The real flex is how many people's lives you can positively impact
Who still misses this guy?
Who still misses this guy?
Can't wait to pound your ass tonight
This is David, Sarah's father, not Sarah. You got the numbers mixed up, please be more carful next time.
I didn't get anything mixed up
Stay the fuck away from me
yipikayamofo yipikayamofo
20 mar
Can't wait to pound your ass tonight This is David, Sarah's father, not Sarah. You got the numbers mixed up, please be more carful next time. I didn't get anything mixed up Stay the fuck away from me
How to keep a man busy!
gsto gsto
25 mar
How to keep a man busy!
ME: accidentally forgets to feed my cat
dinner
MY CAT THE NEXT MORNING:
ME: accidentally forgets to feed my cat dinner MY CAT THE NEXT MORNING:
This is for all you nosy fuckers.
That only follow me to tattie on me.
Fuck you.
This is for all you nosy fuckers. That only follow me to tattie on me. Fuck you.
OTILL HERE
BITCHES
atlashm atlashm
11 apr
OTILL HERE BITCHES
Wanna piss your neighbors off? Drag this down the street at 2 AM.
AshleeRyin AshleeRyin
25d
Wanna piss your neighbors off? Drag this down the street at 2 AM.
Today
You ever think about us getting back together?
PM
Na. I don't want a chick who's been married before or has kids.
PM
I was married to you and their your kids asshole.
PM
See 2 much bs.
PM
Today You ever think about us getting back together? PM Na. I don't want a chick who's been married before or has kids. PM I was married to you and their your kids asshole. PM See 2 much bs. PM
when they respond to your text in .OOO2 seconds
when they respond to your text in .OOO2 seconds
My neighbor is a tweeker and I'm an asshole....this is entertainment at its finest lol
WinterSnow WinterSnow
8 mar
My neighbor is a tweeker and I'm an asshole....this is entertainment at its finest lol
HAVE YOU FVER RETURNED
HAVE YOU FVER RETURNED
FAMILY MATTERS
excess_groups excess_groups
16 mar
FAMILY MATTERS
When you get pulled over for speecing.....
When you get pulled over for speecing.....
If say "I'm hungry" We got about 27 minutes until I'm a different person
If say "I'm hungry" We got about 27 minutes until I'm a different person
work-out' of.
Capacities
One person 3-7 cubic ft.
Small family 8-14 cubic ft.
Powe
Medium to large family 15-26 cubic ft.
KristinLake KristinLake
10 mar
work-out' of. Capacities One person 3-7 cubic ft. Small family 8-14 cubic ft. Powe Medium to large family 15-26 cubic ft.
In Tokyo, "The Restaurant of Order Mistakes" opened for a trial period last summer. It hired people with dementia as waiters, and told customers they might get orders wrong.
Customers seemed to enjoy never knowing what they were going to get.
taniaye taniaye
14 mar
In Tokyo, "The Restaurant of Order Mistakes" opened for a trial period last summer. It hired people with dementia as waiters, and told customers they might get orders wrong. Customers seemed to enjoy never knowing what they were going to get.
There is a place in Venezuela where lightning strikes 280 times per hour, 160 nights a year.
There is a place in Venezuela where lightning strikes 280 times per hour, 160 nights a year.
This person tried to unlock your Phone
This person tried to unlock your Phone