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Direct Action Bronson
@smarxist_
get in loser, it's nap time
Direct Action Bronson @smarxist_ get in loser, it's nap time
The Duke a great American
alb2655 alb2655
22 jun
The Duke a great American
When you're sitting in county jail and fart and someone yells
"just my size"
taniaye taniaye
15 mar
When you're sitting in county jail and fart and someone yells "just my size"
*During sex*
I call you daddy?
Me:
You! nave) to call me \night hawk:
*During sex* I call you daddy? Me: You! nave) to call me \night hawk:
When your chair makes a fart noise so you try to prove it by
When your chair makes a fart noise so you try to prove it by
when another villager asks you to sit on his face
mack10 mack10
28 may
when another villager asks you to sit on his face
I'm the friend you have to explain to your other friends
-before they meet me.
JackCollins
11 jun
I'm the friend you have to explain to your other friends -before they meet me.
PATIENCE:
WHAT YOU HAVE WHEN THERE ARE MANY WITNESSES.
PATIENCE: WHAT YOU HAVE WHEN THERE ARE MANY WITNESSES.
6600 languages in the world and
you decide you wanna talk shit
diablo1 diablo1
13 mar
6600 languages in the world and you decide you wanna talk shit
Avelocal place...
EGG
Avelocal place... EGG
Just tried making hand sanitizer
But it came out as
Jello Shots
Just tried making hand sanitizer But it came out as Jello Shots
When you're "third wheeling" and the couple you're with start arguing....
When you're "third wheeling" and the couple you're with start arguing....
Me holding a spray bottle with a shaky hand:
"This is your last chance, get off the counter."
taniaye taniaye
25 mar
Me holding a spray bottle with a shaky hand: "This is your last chance, get off the counter."
If say "I'm hungry" We got about 27 minutes until I'm a different person
If say "I'm hungry" We got about 27 minutes until I'm a different person
Pull cord
to henin qnarahmce
Pull cord to henin qnarahmce
ChasityHelton ChasityHelton
6 mar
Guy dressed as bush scares sh*t out of everyone
When your Dad helps you dress up for Halloween:)
When your Dad helps you dress up for Halloween:)
Life Skills
God is about to bless you beyond your
Imagination.
Amen!
Life Skills God is about to bless you beyond your Imagination. Amen!
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"Everybody swears that they are solid, but ice is solid too
until you put some heat on it."
Gargoyle Gargoyle
14 mar
"Everybody swears that they are solid, but ice is solid too until you put some heat on it."
animalmemer animalmemer
11 mar
THE LITTLE KISSES