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Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?
WOLVERINE
18 mar
Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?
Our friend came over to babysit last night. 10 minutes after we left he sent me this pic
(let fan
Our friend came over to babysit last night. 10 minutes after we left he sent me this pic (let fan
When you are no longer friends with someone, respect the secrets they shared with you.
It's called Integrity...
When you are no longer friends with someone, respect the secrets they shared with you. It's called Integrity...
TWO PANDEMICS
CORONAVIRUS AND STUPIDITY
SWEAR WE ARE FIGHTING
MercadoKingEven MercadoKingEven
14 may
TWO PANDEMICS CORONAVIRUS AND STUPIDITY SWEAR WE ARE FIGHTING
when you ate the last of something and you hear them in the kitchen looking for it.
DemMemesfire DemMemesfire
11 mar
when you ate the last of something and you hear them in the kitchen looking for it.
feels
"u look tired" thanks i stayed up all night obsessing over things i have no control over
feels "u look tired" thanks i stayed up all night obsessing over things i have no control over
Macbaaby
@MacBaaby
The older we get, the more we understand this guy.
Macbaaby @MacBaaby The older we get, the more we understand this guy.
He needed a photo for his resume and didn't have a jacket, so we had to improvise
alb2655 alb2655
18d
He needed a photo for his resume and didn't have a jacket, so we had to improvise
Idfk who can NOT like this.
Idfk who can NOT like this.
'Act normal, act normal"
WHEN YOU ARE DEAD, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT YOU'RE DEAD. ALL OF THE PAIN IS FELT BY OTHERS.
THE SAME THING HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE STUPID.
WHEN YOU ARE DEAD, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT YOU'RE DEAD. ALL OF THE PAIN IS FELT BY OTHERS. THE SAME THING HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE STUPID.
When you haven't caught COVID and you realize not even a global pandemic wants you
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
18 mar
When you haven't caught COVID and you realize not even a global pandemic wants you
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
My girlfriend told me that I'm pretty.
Well, the whole sentence was "you're pretty annoying", but I focus only on the positive things.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My girlfriend told me that I'm pretty. Well, the whole sentence was "you're pretty annoying", but I focus only on the positive things.
A puppy warming its little paws
A puppy warming its little paws
Some of y'all take social media too seriously. Just laugh and scroll.
Laugh and scroll.
Some of y'all take social media too seriously. Just laugh and scroll. Laugh and scroll.
Seeing my irlfriend's boobs or the 47292th time
Seeing my irlfriend's boobs or the 47292th time
When someone tries to take food off my plate
When someone tries to take food off my plate
le
if punch myself and it hurts, wedk or strong? weak
Yeeeeeee Yeeeeeee
8 mar
le if punch myself and it hurts, wedk or strong? weak
*There is ho weapon more
cleaelliy than the will.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
9 mar
*There is ho weapon more cleaelliy than the will.
Officially have the most dramtic dog
{don't like Pour letter wor os...
~-&Fr
DUST, [RON, COOK,
MEND, BAKE, DIET...
{don't like Pour letter wor os... ~-&Fr DUST, [RON, COOK, MEND, BAKE, DIET...