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Do you ever read girl's statuses and think wish someone would treat you right so you would shut the fuck up
@skuntounch
Do you ever read girl's statuses and think wish someone would treat you right so you would shut the fuck up @skuntounch
TikTok 1. Cover with flushabl litter
When you sneeze so hard, your moustache changes lips:
When you sneeze so hard, your moustache changes lips:
WHEN THE CAT GETS IN TROUBLE FOR SOMETHING YOU DID.
WHEN THE CAT GETS IN TROUBLE FOR SOMETHING YOU DID.
WHEN YOU TO & FRIENDS HOUSE
AND THEY ASK IF YQU'RE OK SI CePING Ot THE
WHEN YOU TO & FRIENDS HOUSE AND THEY ASK IF YQU'RE OK SI CePING Ot THE
Today an elephant decided to have a drink at my swimming pool
am at the age where my mind still thinks am 29, my sense of humour suggests I'm 12 and my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
Anyone else reached this point in their life yet ?
surrealGroups2 surrealGroups2
3 may
am at the age where my mind still thinks am 29, my sense of humour suggests I'm 12 and my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet. Anyone else reached this point in their life yet ?
Heard that children born 9 months from now will be know as the 'children of
the quarn and can't stop
laughing
Heard that children born 9 months from now will be know as the 'children of the quarn and can't stop laughing
FUCK AROUND
AND FIND OUT
FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT
When you say a swear word and turn around and there's a teacher behind you.
TopHat TopHat
9 mar
When you say a swear word and turn around and there's a teacher behind you.
I guess I'll just wait il the birds leave...
I guess I'll just wait il the birds leave...
THIS LITTLE BOY TOLD HIS FATHER THAT HE PIERCED HIS EAR TO MAKE HIM LOOK OLDER.
AND GIGGLES
LOOK WHAT HIS DAD DID.
WOLVERINE
16 jun
THIS LITTLE BOY TOLD HIS FATHER THAT HE PIERCED HIS EAR TO MAKE HIM LOOK OLDER. AND GIGGLES LOOK WHAT HIS DAD DID.
Love her.
Aic 70 years old, I could give my younger self one piece of advice, it would be to use the words
fuck off' much more frequently.
\ Helen Mirren
Love her. Aic 70 years old, I could give my younger self one piece of advice, it would be to use the words fuck off' much more frequently. \ Helen Mirren
MY KIDS WILL NEVER: KNOW THAT AWFUL FEELING
OF REALIZING THERE'S NO
VHS TAPE BEHIND THE BOK AT THE CTOREX
MY KIDS WILL NEVER: KNOW THAT AWFUL FEELING OF REALIZING THERE'S NO VHS TAPE BEHIND THE BOK AT THE CTOREX
Only a Select Few Will Understand How
Important This Picture ls
Only a Select Few Will Understand How Important This Picture ls
During an interview when Adele was asked about her weight and figure,
she replied "I don't make music for evec I mako micic far
During an interview when Adele was asked about her weight and figure, she replied "I don't make music for evec I mako micic far
This is your brain on motherhood. Any questions?
@themarvelousmrsmom
This is your brain on motherhood. Any questions? @themarvelousmrsmom
A lady walked by me and said "no mask?" said "no panties either". That shut her up. Don't play with me
Karen
amybunker2005
9 mar
A lady walked by me and said "no mask?" said "no panties either". That shut her up. Don't play with me Karen
AND SHE WAS LIKE THE
BABY'S HAIR IS ALL RED
? e.
AND AWAS LIKE AT DONT MEAN WENDY
AND SHE WAS LIKE THE BABY'S HAIR IS ALL RED ? e. AND AWAS LIKE AT DONT MEAN WENDY
I ain't afraid of no toast
ritzpage2boi ritzpage2boi
10 mar
I ain't afraid of no toast
This is why you should not wrap your food in newspapers.
This is why you should not wrap your food in newspapers.