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DOES ANYONE ELSE PUT THINGS IN A SAFE PLACE AND THEN FORGET WHERE
THAT SAFE PLACE Is??
DOES ANYONE ELSE PUT THINGS IN A SAFE PLACE AND THEN FORGET WHERE THAT SAFE PLACE Is??
"There sure are a lot of fuckin memes with my photo and things never said"
-Sam Elliott
"There sure are a lot of fuckin memes with my photo and things never said" -Sam Elliott
This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness,
NO WE WONTI
This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness, NO WE WONTI
*pays $80,000 in tuition*
*pays $80,000 in tuition*
When you're dead inside and sick of life but at least there are cats
When you're dead inside and sick of life but at least there are cats
Why does this cat look like he's about to confront me about my drinking problem
@dabinoms
Why does this cat look like he's about to confront me about my drinking problem @dabinoms
TELL Your DauGHTERS
Tell your daughters how you love your body.
'Tell them how they must love theirs.
'Tell them to be proud of every bit of themselves - from their tiger stripes to the soft flesh of their thighs, whether there is a little of them or a lot, whether freckles cover their face or not, whether their curves are plentiful or slim, whether their hair is thick, curly, straight, long or short.
Tell them how they inherited their ancestors' souls in their smiles, that their eyes carry countries that breathed life into history, that the swing of their hips does not determine their destiny.
Tell them never to listen when bodies are critiqued.
'Tell them every woman's body is beautiful because every woman's soul is unique.
TELL Your DauGHTERS Tell your daughters how you love your body. 'Tell them how they must love theirs. 'Tell them to be proud of every bit of themselves - from their tiger stripes to the soft flesh of their thighs, whether there is a little of them or a lot, whether freckles cover their face or not, whether their curves are plentiful or slim, whether their hair is thick, curly, straight, long or short. Tell them how they inherited their ancestors' souls in their smiles, that their eyes carry countries that breathed life into history, that the swing of their hips does not determine their destiny. Tell them never to listen when bodies are critiqued. 'Tell them every woman's body is beautiful because every woman's soul is unique.
Good pussy always comes with a pyscho bitch attached to it
MrsSikeoh MrsSikeoh
13 mar
Good pussy always comes with a pyscho bitch attached to it
When u need motivational support and
your puppy gotchu
When u need motivational support and your puppy gotchu
Tan lines in 2020 be like
Vape_Queen Vape_Queen
3 may
Tan lines in 2020 be like
I feel you Emma
Name
To CELEBRATE THE 100" DAY OF SCHOOL I
When I am 100 years old...
hen turn bo years oW LL Will be tired ot every thing ewryonc
will tell everyone I'm ao lo
Cane A but
_to the Bahamas Din live in __Q_ tiny bot
with my _tiny dog. LL wil)
fish hn Lm _hongery + live my bet Iife nth no crop
I feel you Emma Name To CELEBRATE THE 100" DAY OF SCHOOL I When I am 100 years old... hen turn bo years oW LL Will be tired ot every thing ewryonc will tell everyone I'm ao lo Cane A but _to the Bahamas Din live in __Q_ tiny bot with my _tiny dog. LL wil) fish hn Lm _hongery + live my bet Iife nth no crop
STOP HORSING AROUND JERRY JUST SMILE
JoieMonfort JoieMonfort
18 mar
STOP HORSING AROUND JERRY JUST SMILE
Kathleen
I mailed a picture of me delivering twins to the OBGYN who delivered me
26 years ago and said hey, a baby you delivered is now delivering babies!
He googled me, called my residency program coordinator, and then we talked on the phone as colleagues for almost 40 min. #obgyntwitter
Kathleen I mailed a picture of me delivering twins to the OBGYN who delivered me 26 years ago and said hey, a baby you delivered is now delivering babies! He googled me, called my residency program coordinator, and then we talked on the phone as colleagues for almost 40 min. #obgyntwitter
An unhealed person can find offense in pretty much anything someone does.
A healed person understands that the actions of others has absolutely nothing to do with them.
Each day you get to decide which one you will be.
cynicallove cynicallove
16 mar
An unhealed person can find offense in pretty much anything someone does. A healed person understands that the actions of others has absolutely nothing to do with them. Each day you get to decide which one you will be.
DON'T CARE WHERE YOU LIVE, WHAT YOU RIDE OR HOW YOU DRESS OR HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE.
MY LOYALTY RIDES IN HOW YOU TREAT ME...
DON'T CARE WHERE YOU LIVE, WHAT YOU RIDE OR HOW YOU DRESS OR HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE. MY LOYALTY RIDES IN HOW YOU TREAT ME...
UberFacts
@UberFacts
Back in the 16th century, French astrologer
Nostradamus predicted that there would be a zombie apocalypse in 2021.
The CDC is giving advice on how to prepare, just in case.
Gberfacts
UberFacts @UberFacts Back in the 16th century, French astrologer Nostradamus predicted that there would be a zombie apocalypse in 2021. The CDC is giving advice on how to prepare, just in case. Gberfacts
BEAUTY IS IN THE EVE
OF THE BEER HOLDER
BEAUTY IS IN THE EVE OF THE BEER HOLDER
FUCK AROUND
AND FIND OUT
FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT
I LOVE RUMORS.
I ALWAYS FIND OUT AMAZING THINGS ABOUT
MYSELF I
NEVER KNEW.
Up
Talking
I LOVE RUMORS. I ALWAYS FIND OUT AMAZING THINGS ABOUT MYSELF I NEVER KNEW. Up Talking
Always be Thankful to
God because He supplies all your needs.
PatriciaRegis PatriciaRegis
8 mar
Always be Thankful to God because He supplies all your needs.
don't curse. speak fluent trucker with sailor dialect anda construction
accent.
don't curse. speak fluent trucker with sailor dialect anda construction accent.